笨小笨Too Hip for Christmas (Nick Siepmann Remix)歌词由The Henry Road演唱，出自专辑《Too Hip for Christmas》，下面是《Too Hip for Christmas (Nick Siepmann Remix)》完整版歌词！
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It was 1985, I went to see the Status Quo live,
But I'm too old for concerts now, and I'm too hip for Christmas.
I was a legend in my time, I stole a clock and blew off my mind,
Now I'm in bed by half past nine, and I'm too hip for Christmas.
I drank too little and melted my gland, I went a bit rotten and grew a big hand,
The people banished me far from their land, and I'm too hip for Christmas.
Just near Crewe, I thought I saw you, but it was a stranger who looked just like you used to do.
And oh, how I miss your touch, and the way you looked like a judge, and how we shared fudge with the bassist from Clutch, but somehow it was never enough.
The stranger's beard came off in my hand,
It was soft and white like a newly-born lamb,
He said, "My time has come, it's all up to you!
"You must do for the world what I used to do."
I placed the beard upon my chin, and ate the berries he kept in his tin.
It's 2089 and now I'm Father Christmas.
