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Gaston(Complete version originally performed by From Beauty And The Beast)歌词完整版
Gaston (Complete version originally performed by From Beauty And The Beast) - Various Artists
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Who does she think she is
她以为自己是谁
That girl has tangled with the wrong man
那个女孩和错误的男人纠缠不清
No one says "no" to Gaston
没人拒绝加斯顿
Heh heh Darn right
没错
Dismissed Rejected Publicly humiliated
被驳回被拒绝被公开羞辱
Why it's more than I can bear
为何我无法承受
More beer
再来点啤酒
What for Nothing helps I'm disgraced
为什么什么都帮不了我很丢脸
Who you Never Gaston you've got to pull yourself together
你从来都不是加斯顿你得振作起来
Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston
天哪看到你我就心烦意乱加斯顿
Looking so down in the dumps
看起来心情沮丧
Every guy here'd love to be you Gaston
这里的每个人都想成为你的加斯顿
Even when taking your lumps
即使你心灰意冷
There's no man in town as admired as you
镇上没有人像你一样受人仰慕
You're everyone's favorite guy
你是每个人都喜欢的男孩
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
每个人都为你感到敬畏和鼓舞
And it's not very hard to see why
不难看出为什么
No one's slick as Gaston
谁都比不上加斯顿聪明
No one's quick as Gaston
谁都不如加斯顿反应敏捷
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
没人的脖子像加斯顿一样粗
For there's no man in town half as manly
镇上没有哪个男人像我这样有男子气概
Perfect a pure paragon
完美无瑕无可挑剔
You can ask any Tom Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
他们会告诉你他们更喜欢站在哪一边
No one's been like Gaston
没有人像加斯顿一样
A king pin like Gaston
像Gaston一样的钻石项链
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
没人能像Gaston一样下巴上有完美的裂缝
As a specimen yes I'm intimidating
作为一个标本我令人畏惧
My what a guy that Gaston
我的天那加斯顿是个好男人
Give five hurrahs
欢呼五声
Give twelve hip-hips
尽情摇摆翘臀
Gaston is the best
加斯顿是最棒的
And the rest is all drips
剩下的都是点滴
No one fights like Gaston
无人能敌加斯顿
Douses lights like Gaston
光芒四射就像加斯顿
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
在摔跤比赛中没有人像加斯顿一样会咬人
For there's no one as burly and brawny
因为没有人像他一样强壮强壮
As you see I've got biceps to spare
正如你所见我有很多好兄弟
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
他没有一点招摇过市的样子
That's right
对啊
And every last inch of me's covered with hair
我浑身上下都长满了汗毛
No one hits like Gaston
谁都比不上加斯顿
Matches wits like Gaston
聪明睿智就像加斯顿
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
在比赛中谁都比不上加斯顿
I'm especially good at expectorating
我特别会咳嗽
Ten points for Gaston
加斯顿得满分
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
当我小时候我吃了四打鸡蛋
Every morning to help me get large
每天早上帮我变得更强大
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
现在我长大了我可以吃五打鸡蛋
So I'm roughly the size a of barge
我大概有一艘驳船那么大
No one shoots like Gaston
谁的枪法都比不上加斯顿
Makes those beauts like Gaston
让这些美女像加斯顿
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
然后像Gaston一样穿着靴子招摇过市
I use antlers in all of my decorating
我用鹿角装饰我的家
Say it again
再说一次
Who's a man among men
谁是芸芸众生中的男子汉
And then say it once more
然后再说一次
Who's the hero next door
谁是隔壁的英雄
Who's a super success
谁是超级成功人士
Don't you know
你知道吗
Can't you guess
你猜不到吗
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
问问他的粉丝和他的五个粉丝
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
镇上只有一个人把一切都记下来了
And his name's G-A-S-T-
他的名字是
G-A-S-T-E-
美利坚合众国
G-A-S-T-O-
天啊
Oh
哦
Gaston
加斯顿
