笨小笨Impractical Joke歌词由Smudge演唱，出自专辑《Manilow》，下面是《Impractical Joke》完整版歌词！
Impractical Joke歌词完整版
Impractical Joke - Smudge
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Keep it tight against your chest
紧紧贴着你的胸膛
This is my time
这是我的时代
I'd like to see the table turned
我希望扭转局面
Trade your placemat with mine
把你的餐垫换成我的
See if you can still make a ball
看看你是否还能挣大钱
Or maybe eat the apple whole
或者把苹果全吃光
And the furthest I could reach
我能到达的最远的地方
Was as close as I had come
已经近在咫尺
I'm in over my knees
我已经无法自拔
And still the only one
依然是我的唯一
Who has to get a grip on himself
必须控制自己
I could use some outside help
我需要外界的帮助
It's already stale
已经变味了
It's just getting older and my side
年纪越来越大我的身边
Was sinking so quick
迅速沉没
That the best I could do was jump ship
我能做的就是逃之夭夭
Waiting with bad bated breath
气喘吁吁地等待着
For the wind to change
等待风向改变
It's just a well worn-out suggestion
这只是一个过时的建议
To occupy the day
占据白天
I wished that I knew when I threw it away
我希望在我抛弃一切的时候我知道
That I could deal with feeling this strange
我可以坦然面对这种奇怪的感觉
But it sounds so similar
但这听起来很像
To something that I've done before
我以前做过的事情
So I give myself a slap on the wrist
所以我给自己打了个招呼
And you jam my hand in the door
你把我的手塞进门里
It raises a smile from you
让你绽放笑容
But it's only worth a by-line mention
但这一切只值得一提
A simple footnote from an impractical joke
一个不切实际的笑话的简单注释
Couldn't seem to hold your attention
似乎无法吸引你的注意
