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I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks - Bloodhound Gang
If your a** is a chinese restaurant
I'll have the poo poo platter
My friend jerry vandergrift kissed me in home class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads
In the locker room kicked my a**
I said guys I'm like you
I like monster trucks too
Wanna see how many push ups I can do
I just wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome
Just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually
That way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it'sa stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause super model means voluptuous
But is also is synonomous with super dumb
Ya see I'd be a good listener so shed treat
Me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares
That rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin in
My denim it'swhat's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage
I would eat is made by jimmy dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of vaseline
No I'm not princess di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay
I'd have to change my name to dirk or lewis
Hang out with my moms hair stylist
His name is kip hes got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mothers lingerie learn the songs of broadway
And appreciate depeche mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
