笨小笨Dr. Greenthumb歌词由Cypress Hill演唱，出自专辑《The Essential Cypress Hill》，下面是《Dr. Greenthumb》完整版歌词！
Dr. Greenthumb歌词完整版
Hello I'm dr greenthumb
Have you ever had the problem of running out of w**d
And just can't find some anywhere
Well try my dr greenthumb grow tips
I'll show you how to grow inside and out
From seed to clone and the best homegrown
And if you're afraid of those pesky pork choppers in the sky
No worries well fix them too
With one of our dr greenthumb sizzlean screens
To block the nosy pigs vision
Don't believe me
Just ask one of my many satisfied clients here jed sanders
How well it works
Hyuh hyuh hello mah name is jaid
And ahm a farmer and I've been growin
Mary jah wana fer about twenty years and uhh
Uhh with dr greenthumbs sizzlean screen
I don't hafta point my shotgun
At them pesky porkers no more
Thanks dr green you're tha s**t
Yes dr greenthumbs got it all I guarantee it
Try my book and you'll have the chronic in no time
*lighter flicks*dial 1 800 713 grow
*inhaling noise*that's 1 800 *cough cough**inhale*
*lighter flicks*713 *cough cough*
G *inhale*r *inhale*o w
Hello dr greenthumb paging dr greenthumb
Hello my name is dr greenthumb
Id like to tell you just where I'm from
In the hills where the trees grow wild with w**d fields
The *****ing pigs with shields holding the blue steels
Greenhouse effect with the w**d connect
Doctor
Dea can't keep greenthumb in check
Doctor
Hps god bless the whole crop
Please god don't let me see no cops
Trunkload ready to hit the highway
Don't let the eye in the sky fly my way
Or we gonna have big trouble that's no s**t
Can't be growin without no permit
But *****that I study the 215 trip
That way when they come they can suck my d**k
W**d can't grow without attention
Hello my name is dr greenthumb
Hello my name is dr greenthumb
Hello my name is dr greenthumb
Id like to tell you just where I'm from
Hello my name is dr greenthumb
Hello my name is dr greenthumb
Hello my name is dr greenthumb
Id like to tell you just where I'm from
Aiyyo dr greenthumb come on back one time
People can't live without the herb man
If not theyd be drinkin and drivin and swervin
But thanks to dr greenthumb w**d grow
In the backyard or inside with hydro
To the cush plant brushin a tangerine dream
Tasty blowin a *****in smokescreen
Cycles of w**d are constantly grown
Somebody give me the razor to cut groves
Id like to stop but it feels so good
Horny plants stinkin up my whole neighborhood
Sticky angel I wanna leave it alone
But never ever ever gotta worry from my home
What that funny sound knockin at the door
Open up its the dea
Sorry greenthumb can't talk no more
Please don't follow me into the sun
Hello my name is dr greenthumb
Chorus 1 2
Out from the lab no need for rehab
If I can't drive then call me a cab
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In my closet the w**d is dried out
Like eiht said ain't no place to hide out
I don't wanna buy no w**d from no cop
Get knocked up and they close up my shop
That's why I buy no w**d from no one
That's why they call me dr greenthumb
The scientifical mystical one
Growin my crops with the rays of the sun
Come one come all and see how its done
If you see the pigs there's no need to run
Cause some of these pigs are down with greenthumb
But you never know what be the outcome
You see the photo in the album
The w**d is growin like my erection
Look I never told you where I was from
Some call me real but I'm dr greenthumb
Dr greenthumb
Doctor your bulova plant needs special tending to
Doctor we need more oxygen we need more co2
Doctor dr greenthumb you're needed
Doctor dahyahahahhh doctor
