Eldrick’s Lament (Explicit)歌词-Nick Cracknell

Eldrick’s Lament (Explicit)歌词由Nick Cracknell演唱，出自专辑《Midlife Virus: Jazz Songs Vol.1 (Explicit)》，下面是《Eldrick’s Lament (Explicit)》完整版歌词！

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Two in three men, are you fucking kidding?

This is a battle I have no chance of winning

Now I have to wear a hat under the skylight

If I want to avoid a nasty burn

And how come everybody else saw this coming but me?

Not like I got eyes in the back of my head

And even if I did they'd have an uninterrupted view of what lay ahead of them

Such is the extent of the problem.

And I drive a fancy car, and I got a billion dollars in my bank account, that I had to give my ex wife half of

And all the silver in my cabinet ain't going nowhere.

If only the same could be said about my hair.

Now I'm driving to the chemist to see what he can do

He said 'Sorry son, that's recession for you. But don't you fret, some women find it sexy."

I said 'Man is this permanent or temporary?

I may not be an easy man to console when I shoot a double bogey on the final hole, but I ain't no slapheaded Joe, can you give me something for it?"

He just laughed and said 'At least your head is brighter than your future."

But I drive the ball so far, and the five green jackets in my cabinet sit beside the three claret jugs that I drink from daily.

And all of this should make for happiness, but I'd give them all away if I could have just one more day with my hair.