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Diddly eye
Well I played
In the cemetery
Late last night
It's the quietest
Place I could find
It sounded from the grave
That they were having a rave
I just about blew their minds
And when I stopped
Singing and playing
Up rose a ghostly roar
And the sound of the rattling
From the bony hands clapping
Made me run before
I did the encore
Now I ran like a horse
On a fancy race course
Must have ran about
A mile or more
I turned round a bend
And fell head over end
When I collided
With a member of the law
He wouldn't believe
My confession
So I pointed down
The road with my hand
And he gave a yell
Like a bat out of hell
When he saw my bone-yard fans
Diddly ee
Now I managed to make
The dockyard so
I jumped me a boat
For Hong Kong
I didn't have to wait
For rushing through the gate
Came three hundred
Bony lovers of my songs
They crawled all over
The boat I was on
I got off and pushed
Away with my shoe
And the boat sailed
Away at the break of the day
Man with a skeleton crew
Diddly eye
Now I do my plan wherever I can
But I leave that graveyard alone
'Cos the sounds that were
Made by the body brigade
Made my marrow chill in my bones
So if you're passing
There about midnight
Just keep moving along and
Whistle if you must
But for God's sake just
Never sing one of my songs
Cos It'll happen to you
'N you, 'n you
'N you, 'n you
