笨小笨Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer(Re-Recorded Version)歌词由Platinum Collection Band演唱，出自专辑《A Tribute to the Music of Cats》，下面是《Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer(Re-Recorded Version)》完整版歌词！
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer(Re-Recorded Version)歌词完整版
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer (Re-Recorded Version) - Platinum Collection Band
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Written by：Lloyd Webber/Eliot
Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer
蒙戈杰瑞和朗佩尔泰泽
We're a notorious couple of cats
我们是恶名昭彰的一对猫
As knockabout clowns quick change comedians
就像装腔作势的小丑迅速转变为喜剧演员
Tight rope walkers and acrobats
走钢索的人和杂技演员
We have an extensive reputation
我们声名远扬
We make our home in Victoria Grove
我们在维多利亚格罗夫安家
This is merely our centre of operation
这只是我们的行动中心
For we are incurably given to rove
因为我们无可救药地沉溺于漂泊
We are very well known in Cornwall Gardens
我们在康沃尔花园很出名
In Launceston place and in Kensington Square
在朗塞斯顿和肯辛顿广场
We have really a little more reputation
我们真的名声大噪了一点
Than a couple of cats can very well bear
比几只猫能承受的还要多
If the area window is found ajar
如果区域窗口半开着
And the basement looks like a field of war
地下室看起来就像战场
If a tile or two comes loose on the roof
如果屋顶掉下一两片瓦片
Which presently fails to be waterproof
现在已经不能防水了
If the drawers are pulled out from the bedroom chest
如果把卧室衣柜里的内裤都拉开
And you can't find one of your winter vests
你找不到一件冬季背心
All after supper one of the girls
晚饭后一个女孩
Suddenly misses her Woolworth pearls
突然想念她的伍尔沃斯珍珠项链
The family will say it's that horrible cat
家人会说是那只可怕的猫
It was Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer
是蒙戈杰瑞还是朗佩尔泰泽
And most of the time they leave it at that
大多数时候他们都不了了之
Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer have a very unusual gift of the gab
蒙戈杰瑞和朗佩尔泰泽能说会道，真是非同一般。
We are highly efficient cat burglars as well
我们也是神出鬼没的猫贼
And remarkably smart at a smash and grab
在扣球和抢球方面也非常聪明
We make our home in Victoria Grove
我们在维多利亚格罗夫安家
We have no regular occupation
我们没有固定的职业
We are plausible fellows who like to engage
我们都是油腔滑调的家伙喜欢跟人打交道
A friendly policeman in conversation
一个友好的警察在谈话
When the family assembles for Sunday dinner
一家人聚在一起准备周日的晚餐
With their minds made up that they won't get thinner
他们下定决心他们不会变瘦
On Argentine joint potatoes and greens
吃着阿根廷的土豆和青菜
And the cook will appear from behind the scenes
厨师会从幕后现身
And say in a voice that is broken with sorrow
用伤心欲绝的声音说
I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow
恐怕你必须等一等，明天一起吃饭
For the joint has gone from the oven like that
那种东西已经从烤箱里拿出来了
The family will say it's that horrible cat
家人会说是那只可怕的猫
It was Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer
是蒙戈杰瑞还是朗佩尔泰泽
And most of the time they leave it at that
大多数时候他们都不了了之
Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer have a wonderful way of working together
蒙戈杰瑞和朗佩尔泰泽合作无间
And some of the time you would say it was luck
有时候你会说这是运气
And some of the time you would say it was weather
有时候你会说这是天气原因
We go through the house like a hurricane
我们像飓风一样席卷整栋房子
And no sober person could take his oath
清醒的人无法宣誓
Was it Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer
是蒙戈杰瑞还是朗佩特瑟
Or could you have sworn that it mightn't be both
或者你能否发誓这两者不可能兼得
And when you hear a dining room smash
当你听到餐厅响起枪声
Or up from the pantry there comes a loud crash
食品储藏室里传来巨大的撞击声
Or down from the library there comes a loud ping
或者从图书馆里传来震耳欲聋的声音
From a vase that was commonly said to be Ming
来自一个花瓶一般说是明
The family will say now which was which cat
家人会说这是哪只猫
It was Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer
是蒙戈杰瑞和朗佩尔泰泽
And there's nothing at all to be done about that
对此无能为力
