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Friends S05E20 (口白)歌词完整版
Okay guys listen
Tomorrow Emily gets married again
So try to really keep Ross' mind off of it
Good idea
Hey man What's up
Just thinking about Emily getting married tomorrow
Oh Ross Look look
What Where
Right over there There Look look look
What am I looking at Somebody help me out here
Hey
Monica sorry I didn't come by I was out with Gary
He let me ride around with him We saw and prevented crimes
You got to go on a ride along
I want to go on a ride along Me too
Okay Yeah Me too
Really You
Yeah
Well it's kind of dangerous Well I like danger
Okay you guys free tonight Yeah
You didn't say it was gonna be at nighttime
I'm so glad you're home We can finally organize these photos
Oh thank God
Finally
I've broken them down into categories
We got holidays birthdays candids
And I've cross referenced them by subject
So if you're looking up say
Birthdays and dogs you get photo 152 152
See
Oh it's me and LePoo
Wow I miss that dog
You can also find him under dog and dead
Great Thanks
Hand me that other box of photos That's the last one
Oops
Sorry
Good thing you numbered them
I hadn't
Photo 152 was a prototype 152
Honey it's okay It's okay
How about I fix you a drink Maybe a margarita
Ross has the blender
Everything's just falling apart
It's okay I'll go to Ross' get the blender
You get the margarita stuff ready All right
His keys are in the drawer Also I need some cash
Want me to stop at the ATM
No While you're at Ross' if you see any lying around
What What
I don't do that
That was so cool man The way you leaned on that guy
It is starting to get dark out there
He told you everything You cracked him
He was the victim They're usually pretty talkative
Okay but it is officially nighttime
Want me to grab the berry for you It's called a cherry
It's called Chandler
Okay I got it
This place makes the best sandwich in the world
Does it have meatballs
Oh yeah
Melted cheese and marinara sauce
Yep
You can't eat that in my car
Yeah okay
Even though my tax dollars paid for this car
Your tax dollars
Yeah okay
Wow that sandwich smells good
Did I say you could smell it
I can't smell it
Half the taste is in the smell You're sucking up all the taste units
Okay I'll give them back
What is so great about that sandwich
Imagine the best ***you ever had
Are you thinking about Monica Yeah
What's that like
Please don't be from a real dinosaur Please please
Please please
Made in Mexico Yes
Who would buy this
Rach it's me Pick up
What's up
I need a few more things for the margaritas
I need some salt some margarita mix and tequila
So all we had was ice
See if he has ice
Hello Ross
It's Emily here
I know this is out of the blue but I'm getting married tomorrow
Well maybe I am
I keep thinking about you
And I'm wondering if we made a mistake giving up so fast
Are you thinking about me
No of course you're not But if you are call me tonight
Okay bye
Where we going
This witness won't return my calls We'll surprise him coming home
Surprise him We're not gonna make anybody mad are we
Come on man
You gonna squeeze the perp's shoes a bit before he lawyers up
He's a witness not a perp And no one talks like that
Yeah No one talks like that
Oh what like you're Mr Cop I'm more cop than you two
How do you figure that
I'm in the front seat okay
I'm Gary's partner
When you say partner it doesn't sound cop
It sounds gay
Jealous
Hey we're undercover here Oh yeah No problem
Ross Sorry
There
Hey Gary Who am l
Phone home
Look at Officer Ross riding back here with the visitors
What's up with that Serpico
What's up with that Serpico
Are you thinking about me No of course you're not
But if you are call me tonight
Okay bye
No
I know
Thank God you were here We have to erase that
What We can't do that
We have to What if Ross hears that
And calls her back and they get back together
Is that what you want Ross back with that controlling
Neurotic crazy Emily The Emily that wouldn't let him see you
No Oh no no
God no He should not get back with her
I know that you know that Even Ross knows that
But we have no right to erase his message
Look I'm his sister and I love him I don't want to see him get hurt
Doesn't that give me the right to control him
Help him
He's not the one who needs help
She's obviously unstable
She's thinking about running out on her wedding day
Okay fine But look at the position she's putting him in
And what's he gonna do
Run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage
Who would do that
Okay fine All right But that was different
Although it did involve a lot of the same people
This is some twisted joke she's playing on him
You are crazy She sounded genuinely upset
I mean listen
Your messages have been erased
No
Well that worked out well Margarita
Okay but we're safe right Nothing bad's gonna go down
No But that reminds me Sign this
What is it
It just says you can't sue if you scrape your knee
Or get your head blown off
Oh hurry up I want to sign that
Here he comes
What is he doing What the hell is he doing
What is it
Ls everything okay What
He sees us Don't move And don't look at him
Hey it's okay It was just a car backfire
Hey look at that You tried to save your buddy
You see that
You see what he did
You okay man
Thanks Joey
Hello
Hi
You all right
We should go
No wait
Oh yeah Right
No Monica
Monica we have to fix this
What can we do You erased the message
Yeah but maybe I could call his machine and're create the message
All right okay
Hello Ross this is Rachel Emily
God what is it with those two names
I do so wanted to say that I'm going to be getting married
To another British person
And I'm having doubts and scones
I can't remember what she said Yeah that's the problem with this plan
Rachel come on The message is erased there's nothing we can do
He's never gonna find out
I could tell him about it
If you want to be rational I can't argue with you
All right
Fine tell him I just don't want to be a part of it
Maybe that's Emily leaving the exact same message
Hey Ross it's you I just want you to remember this feeling
You are lucky to be alive
So live every day to the fullest
Love yourself okay
And also get stamps Bye
Play that message for Emily and this problem goes away
Right
Anybody want to meet a hero
John Glenn is here
No Joey
Joey's never been in outer space
We had the most incredible night
We're in the car Wait Hold on
Hi Hi
Okay go ahead
So we're in the car and bang A shot was fired
And Joey with no regard for his own safety
Throws himself on me
My God
It was a car backfire
But he didn't know that
Yeah I didn't know that
It could just as easily have been a bullet
Ever think about joining the force We could use a guy like you
Who jumps at loud noises
Wow I could have died tonight
Yeah if the car that backfired had run over you
I'm gonna go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life
I do have a newfound respect for life
Oh my God
Ross I could have told you you weren't gonna die today
What You know when I'm gonna die
You want to get some dinner Sure
You know what If I heard a shot right now I'd throw my body on you
Maybe we should walk in a bad neighborhood
Okay
Bye
Cut it out
I'd hate to save your life and kick your a*s on the same day
Why'd you take off
Just going for a walk
Around the living room whatever
Ls something wrong No No I'm just tired
You know from the walk
You dove in front of Ross
Ross
That's what this is about
Oh my God You hate Ross
I don't hate Ross
Of course you do I saved him You're mad at me It adds up
You want Ross out of the picture
What picture
I don't know But I don't like what I'm hearing
I'm glad you saved Ross in the car backfire But it could've been a bullet
And you didn't try to save me
You're upset because you think I chose Ross over you
No I knew you could take care of yourself
You know I mean Ross needs help He's not street like us
You'd risk your life for Ross before you would for me
That's the bottom line
No not exactly
All right look
I wasn't trying to save Ross
Okay
My sandwich was next to Ross
All right
I was trying to save my sandwich
From a bullet
I know it doesn't make much sense Much sense
Look it was instinct I just went for it
You risked your life for a sandwich
I know it sounds crazy
But this is the greatest sandwich in the world
So you didn't choose Ross before me
No I would never do that
You're like my brother
Really Yeah
In fact to prove how much you mean to me
Here
Thanks Easy it's not a hot dog
How good is that
See
What are you doing
You're showing me how much I mean to you
With a bite
Jeez
What are you doing here
Hey you know what
You are in our apartment all the time
This is just a drop in the bucket mister
It doesn't matter The important thing is that you're here
You're my friend and you're here
Okay just a little scared What's going on
The most amazing thing happened tonight
I thought my number was up
I had an actual near death experience
What happened
We were on the ride along with Gary and somebody took a shot at me
Really
No A car backfired
But I thought somebody was taking a shot at me And Rach
I survived
And I was filled with this great respect for life
I want to experience every moment
I want to seize every opportunity
I am seeing everything so clearly now
Because a car backfired
Okay Why are you here
I don't know how this fits into your whole seizing thing
But Emily called you today
You talked to her She left a message
But it kind of got erased
I mean there's something wrong with your machine
What did she say
Something about having second thoughts about the wedding
And did you guys make a mistake breaking up
And she wants you to call her
Wow
That was a good thing that I told you right
Yeah Yes Of course
Okay thank you Thank you Because
I'm gonna go tell Monica I was right
Because she didn't want
Not important Point is I was right Your decision
Okay
I was right
Your decision
Right
I guess I should call Emily
No that's not the right decision
That's not right
Ross come on
I mean
That woman made you miserable
Do you really want to get back into that
Okay look Yesterday
I wouldn't have even considered calling her back
But my ex wife calls on the same day
I have a near death experience
That's gotta mean something
That was not a near death experience That was barely an experience
You weren't there
Maybe this is something that I'm supposed to seize you know
Okay You know what
Maybe this is not about seizing stuff
Maybe this is about escaping stuff
Okay Look at today
I mean you escaped
Death
And maybe this is a chance for you to escape
Getting back together with Emily
That does make sense
Because I do want to seize some opportunity
But I really don't want to see or talk to her
Well there you go
Yeah maybe today's just
Close call day
Hey thanks Rach
Oh honey No problem
Wait wait The message is blinking
Maybe you didn't erase it
Hey Ross it's you
That's an old message Nobody needs to hear that
Hey was Monica here Yeah
I want my money back
You probably need that for stamps right
Has Gary ever been shot at for real
Yes once
A little
He kind of did it to himself
It's not really a good story
I wonder how I'd react under fire And not backfire
But heavy fire
Like if I was in a war
Man I would be great in a war
I think I'd make a fantastic military leader
I mean I know I'd make general before any of you guys
Before or after you were shot by your own troops
I know Joey would be in the foxhole protecting all of us
If the foxhole was lined with sandwiches
Yeah hero sandwiches
You all know I'm a pacifist so I'm not interested in war in any way
But when the revolution comes I'll have to destroy you all
Not you Joey
