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Friends S02E11 (口白)歌词完整版
Okay here's his diaper bag
And his Mr Winky
And
Him Hi
How did everything go Great
There was a projectile
Throwing up incident but he started it
We've gotta go
I've got some news It's about us
You and me
No Susan and me
The other us
We're getting married
As inI now pronounce you wife and wife married
We'd like you to come We understand if you don't want to
Why wouldn't I want to come I had fun at the first wedding
I just thought that
Why shouldn't I be happy for you What would it say about me
If I couldn't revel in your joy
And I'm reveling baby Believe me
Is your finger caught in that chair
Want us to go
The One With the Lesbian Wedding
This is cool You're actually on television
I know It really hit me last night
I'm on Days of our Lives
Then I started thinking about us and how these are the days of our lives
What
Carol and Susan's caterer had a bike accident
And she's in a full body cast
They asked me which is cool since I've never catered
And I need the money Is this a problem
Would it matter You're so great
Thank you
You're really not going I'm really not
They already live together Why do they need to get married
They love each other
They wanna celebrate that love with the people close to them
If you wanna call that a reason
Who's the bitterest man in the living room
The bitterest man in the living room
I thought you were over this That has nothing to do with it
If she were marrying a guy you wouldn't expect me to go
If she were marrying a guy she'd be the worst lesbian ever
Did I miss it
No I'm on right after this guy shoots himself
She's pretty
And she's really nice
She taught me about how to work with the cameras
And smell the fart acting
I'm sorry what Excuse me
You got so many lines to learn so fast that sometimes
You need a minute to remember your next one
So while you're thinking
You take this big pause where you look all intense
Like this
Here's my scene Here's my scene
Mrs Wallace
Dr Drake Ramoray your sister's neurosurgeon
Is she going to be all right
I'm afraid the situation is much more dire than we'd expected
Your sister's suffering from a
Subcranial hematoma
Perhaps we can discuss this further over coffee
Nice
For a minute I thought you were actually smelling something
Do it again All right
That was so good Do it again
D**n it Braverman It's right there on the chart
I gotta get to work I got a big dinosaur bone to inspect
No that's me
Oh right
Oh thanks Couldn't
Is everything okay
No
One of my clients died on the massage table today
Oh my God
That's a little more relaxed than you want them to get
She was you know 82 years old
And her name was Mrs Adelman
Oh honey
It's just so strange You know
She probably woke up this morning and thought
I'll have some breakfast take a walk then have my massage
Little did she know God thought Okay but that's it
Oh but the weirdest things was
I was cleansing her aura when it happened
And when her spirit left her body
I don't think it went very far
What do you mean
I think it went into me
This is so hard
I can't decide between lamb or duck
Well lambs are scarier
Or the movie would've been called Silence of the Ducks
Okay who ordered what
I had the half drunk cappuccino with the lipstick on the rim
And this with the cigarette butt in it is that decaf
Oh God
You're so uptight about your mom coming
I know I just don't want her to think that because
I didn't marry Barry my life is crap
Talk about crap just listen to Stella Neidman
Tell her story about Rod Steiger for the hundredth time
I don't know She obviously has some unfinished business
There she is
Mom Hey sweetie
So this is where you work
Oh it's wonderful
Is it a living room Is it a restaurant Who can tell
I guess that's the fun
Pretty much Here meet my friends
Monica You look gorgeous
Oh my The last time I saw you it was eat or be eaten
This is Phoebe
This is Chandler
You remember Ross
Oh hello Ross
Mrs Greene
What do you think of my daughter in the apron
With the big job
Oh Mom
If you didn't pour the coffee no one would have anything to drink
Believe me sometimes that happens
This is just so exciting You know I never worked
I went from my father's house to the sorority house
To my husband's house I am just so proud of you
Really
I know who you remind me of
Evelyn Durmer
That's before the lousy face lift Now she looks like Soupy Sales
Pheebs Who's Evelyn Durmer
I don't know Who's Soupy Sales
Oh my God
There's an unattractive nude man playing the cello
Just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument
You have some life here sweetie
Mom I realize you were upset when I didn't marry Barry
And get the house in the suburbs with all the security
This is just so much better for me
I know You didn't love Barry honey
And I've never seen you this happy
I look at you and I think This is what I want
For me
Well not just for you
What do you mean
I'm considering leaving your father
All right tell me if this is too cute
Lesbian wedding chicken breasts
Oh God I think I'm gonna be sick
What It's not like I'm putting little nipples on them
You had no idea None
They didn't fight
No they didn't even talk to each other
How was I suppose to know they were having problems
You know in my day divorce was not an option
Hey look who's up
I just can't believe this is happening
When I was little all parents got divorced
I figured as an adult I wouldn't have to worry about it
Can't you look at this as flattering
She just wants to be like you
Well couldn't she have just copied my haircut
When my parents divorced they sent me to a shrink
And she told me that kids blame themselves
But in your case it's actually kind of true
Oh that's him
Phoebe Hi Mr Adelman
Nice to see you Thanks for coming
That's okay Although you did cut into my busy day of sitting
Do you wanna sit
No I spent most of my morning trying to stand up
What can I do for you my dear
Okay I don't know how to say this but
I think when your wife's spirit left her body
It kind of stuck around
In me
You're saying my wife is in you
Yeah You don't have to believe me but
Can you think of any unfinished business she had
Any reason to hang around
I don't know what to say
All I can think of is that
She used to say that before she died she wanted to see everything
Everything Everything
That's a lot of stuff
Oh wait l
I remember she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time
I'm sorry There's laughing in my head
Worth a shot huh
Look at this
These are all Halloween three years ago
Oh and look here's Barry
He came straight from the office
Oh no That was his costume
See he's actually an orthodontist but he came as a regular dentist
You guys
Remember when I said that I don't need your help
Actually I think you said
Don't touch that and get out of my kitchen
Really Weird Anyway
I planned really well I planned and planned
I just didn't plan enough time to do it
You want some help lf you want
What a day
I took her everywhere
The Museum of Modern Art Rockefeller Center
The Statue of Liberty
She's still with you
Yes I guess she hasn't seen everything yet
Be right back She has to go to the bathroom again
Such a pretty face
Oh this is so much fun Just the girls
Do you know what we should do Does anybody have any *********
God
Look no one's smoking pot around all this food
Well that's fine
I never did it I just thought I might
What's new in ***
What's new in ***
The only man I've been with is your father
This is no offense to your dad but I was thinking
You know what I cannot have this conversation with you
You come here and drop this bomb on me before you even tell Daddy
Do you want my blessing Want me to talk you out of it
Then what do you want
I guess I figured you would understand
Why on earth would I understand this
You didn't marry your Barry honey
But I married mine
We're in trouble We've only got 12 hours and 36 minutes left
Move move move
I feel like you should have German subtitles
Joey speed it up
I'm sorry It's the pigs They're reluctant to get in the blanket
How did this happen I thought you had this planned out
Do you want me to cry
Is that what you want
Do you wanna see me cry
Sir no sir
All right you
No Look I told you I am not a part of this thing
Look Ross I know you have issues with Carol and Susan and I feel for you
But if you don't help I'm gonna take those hot dogs
And create an appetizer called Pigs In Ross
All right ball a melon
How come I'm stuck dicing when he gets to ball a melon
How's it going Great Right on schedule
Got my little happy helpers
That's fine Whatever
What's wrong
Nothing
Okay everything I think we're calling off the wedding
Or something a little less selfish
What's the matter What happened
My parents called to say they weren't coming
I knew they were having trouble with this but
They're my parents They're supposed to give me away
Susan and I fought because I said maybe we should call it off
She saidThis isn't for them It's for us
And if I couldn't see that we should cancel the wedding
I don't know what to do
I can't believe I'm gonna say this but I think Susan's right
You do
Do you love her And don't be too emphatic about this
Of course I do
Well then that's it
If George and Adelaide can't accept that then the hell with them
If my parents didn't want me to marry you
No way that would've stopped me
Look this is your wedding
Do it
You're right Of course you're right
So we're back on
We're back on
You heard the woman Peel Chop Devil
Can't believe I lost two minutes
It just seems so futile
You know All these women and nothing
I feel like Superman without my powers you know
I have the cape and yet I cannot fly
Well now you understand how I feel every single day
The world is my lesbian wedding
Butterscotch
No one
Thank you Anytime
Nothing makes God happier
Than when two people any two people come together in love
Friends family we're gathered here today
To join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony
Oh my God
She's gone
She's gone
She's gone
Go ahead get married Go go
Strangers in the night
Exchanging glances
Wondering in the night
Would you look at them
Yeah Can't help but
How's that pig in the blanket working out for you
I wrapped those bad boys
I miss Rose
Oh yeah
I know it's kind of weird but she was a big part of my life
I don't know I feel alone
You know I couldn't help overhearing what you just said
I think it's time you forget about Rose move on with your life
How about we get you a drink
Okay So nice
I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line right
Hey Mom having fun
Am l I just danced with a wonderfully large woman
And three other girls made eyes at me over at the buffet
I'm not saying it's something I wanna pursue
But it's nice to know I have options
There's more alcohol right
How you doing
You did a good thing today
You wanna dance
Come on
I'll let you lead
Look *****schmenis
Okay We're all people
Which one of us is gonna be the first one to get married
Mon I was married
Yeah me too technically I had a wedding
Just trying to start a discussion
Which one do you think will be the last to get married
Isn't Ben in this
Of course
Absolutely
