笨小笨The Laughing Policeman歌词由Charles Penrose演唱，出自专辑《Remembering Childrens Classics》，下面是《The Laughing Policeman》完整版歌词！
The Laughing Policeman歌词完整版
The Laughing Policeman - Charles Penrose
I know a fat old policeman
我认识一个年老的胖警察
He's always on our street
他总是在我们的街上来回巡逻
A fat and jolly red faced man
他身材肥胖 满面红光
He really is a treat
给我们带来无限的乐趣
He's too kind for a policeman
他是一个非常和善的警察
He's never known to frown
从来不皱眉头
And everybody says
所有人都说
He is the happiest man in town
他是这个小镇上最快乐的人
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
He laughs upon point duty
无论工作还是生活
He laughs upon his beat
他总是放声大笑
He laughs at everybody
当他走在街上
When he's walking in the street
对遇见的所有人都露出笑容
He never can stop laughing
他的笑声从未停止
He says he's never tried
他说 他从未试过停止笑声
But once he did arrest a man
但是一旦他抓到罪犯
And laughed until he cried
他就会笑到眼泪都流出来
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
His jolly face is wrinkled
他欢乐的脸上满是皱纹
And then he shut his eyes
他闭上双眼
He opened his great big mouth
张开他的大嘴
It was a wonderous size
难以置信的尺寸
He said I must arrest you
他说 我要逮捕你
He didn't know what for
但是他并不知道为什么
And then he started laughing
接下来他就开始放声大笑
Until he cracked his fat old jaw
直到合不拢嘴
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
So if you chance to meet him
如果你有机会遇到他
While walking 'round the town
当你在小镇里散步
Shake him by his fat old hand
只要和他握握手
And give him half a crown
稍微夸他一下
His eyes will beam and sparkle
他就会两眼放光
He'll gurgle with delight
然后集中力量
And then you'll start him laughing
你会听见他开始放声大笑
With all his blessed might
集中他所有的力量
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
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