笨小笨Party Dog歌词由Tom Cardy演唱，出自专辑《Big Dumb Idiot (Explicit)》，下面是《Party Dog》完整版歌词！
Party Dog歌词完整版
I didn't come to your party to talk about boring ****
我来到你的派对上才不是为了聊那些无聊的话题的￣へ￣
(I don't care about the weather baby)
宝贝，我才不在乎什么天气(*￣rǒ￣)
I didn't come to your party to eat all your chips and dip
我来到你的派对上才不是为了把你的蘸酱薯片全部吃光呢ヽ(｀⌒´メ)ノ
(But I might just anyway)
（虽然我还是会吃的）(*/ω＼*)
I did not RSVP so your new boyfriend could get to know me
我接受你的邀请才不是为了让你的新男朋友认识我呢o(￣ヘ￣o＃)
Everybody at the party has a job
派对里的所有人都有自己要做的事
Mine is to pat that mother****in' party dog
我的是 撸 那 只 踏 马 的 派 对 狗 狗 乁( ˙ ω˙乁)
Gotta get it gotta pat that dog
必须上手必须撸那只狗狗ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
In your bedroom with no one else around
在你空无一人的房间里
And if your roommate walks in, I say
如果你的室友走进了，我就会说—
**** off
滚 粗 去ヽ(｀⌒´メ)ノ
This is dog pat town
这里是撸狗镇
And you don't have a passport
而你没有通行证
He say something dumb like
他说了些蠢话 比如：
"I don't need a passport for municipal interstate travel"
“我不需要护照就可以进行城际旅游”
This is a sovereign city state
这是主权城邦
Like the Vatican
就 像 梵 蒂 冈
Gotta get it gotta pat that dog
必须上手必须撸那只狗狗ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
And I'm the Pope of patting
我就是教 皇✧*｡٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧*｡专门撸
Party Dog
派对狗狗n(*≧▽≦*)n
Party Dog
派对狗狗n(*≧▽≦*)n
Highly plosive, pious on that Pope ****
对我的教皇事务极度虔诚
Pope of pattin' party dog that's my job
撸狗教皇，这就是我的 工 作(*･ω< )
Check the census you will see a big
看眼人口普查，你就会发现一个大大
F-f-fat fresco painted o' me
大大的柏油壁画画的就是我
With the big Pope hat at the back of a party
戴着一顶大大的教皇帽子，坐在派对的后面
One hand full of dip and one hand full of corgi
一手蘸酱，一手狗狗
Gotta get it gotta pat that dog
必须上手必须撸那只狗狗ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
So kiss the ring mother****er and I'll let you stay
所以赶紧亲吻我的戒指我就恩准你留下
And pat this dog with me
并且和我一起撸狗狗
In the backroom of this weak ass party
在这弱鸡派对的里屋里
But don't you dare try to talk to me
但你一句话也不许对我说
While we pat this dog and your roommate agrees
我们一起撸狗时你的室友也同意
Silently we pat in harmony
我们在沉默中和谐地一起撸狗
Until I say "Craig"
直到我说“Craig”
"My name's Tim"
“我的名字是Tim”
"Get this dog some cheese, Craig"
“给狗狗整点奶酪，Craig”
Ooh, it's dog and I alone again
欧欧又只剩下我和狗狗独处
Don't speak, you don't have to say it
不用说，你不说我也知道
We both hate Craig
我们都讨厌Craig
God damn it
册那
He pats too hard
这个撒比撸得太用力了
He pats too fast
撸得太快了
He's a drug addict
他就是飞多叶子了
He tried to sell me meth
还想卖给我**
I'm the Pope of pattin' party dog, even Craig knows
我就是撸狗狗的教皇，连Craig都知道
But the mother****er thinks that he's the Camerlengo
但bro以为自己是教宗侍从
That's the mofo who takes over the Pope show if the Pope dies
*教宗侍从就是教皇嗝屁接管教皇工作的人*
Also
而且
Googling what Camerlengo means leads me to the
在我谷歌什么是教宗侍从的时候，我点开了
(Wikipedia of the Vatican)
梵蒂冈的维基百科
And it says the Vatican has no immigration
它说梵蒂冈根本就没有移民政策
No passport necessary
也不需要通行证
****
淦
Now my Pope metaphor
现在我这个教皇的比喻
Sucks
烂 透 了
The Vatican has an open border policy
梵蒂冈采用的是开放的边境政策
With the rest of Italy
面向整个意大利
(Wikipedia of the Vatican)
梵蒂冈的维基百科
Where did I go wrong?
我到底那里搞错了
(Wikipedia of the Vatican)
梵蒂冈的维基百科
Why are you in this song, why are you here?
你为啥子在这首歌里，为啥子啊？
(Wikipedia of the Vatican)
梵蒂冈的维基百科
I'm done being told what I'm allowed to be
我受够被别人告诉我被允许成为什么
By a ****in' wiki
还是 踏 马 的 维 基 百 科
(Wikipedia of the Vatican)
梵蒂冈的维基百科
I didn't come to your party to talk about boring ****
我来到你的派对上才不是为了聊那些无聊的话题的￣へ￣
(I don't care about the weather baby)
宝贝，我才不在乎什么天气(*￣rǒ￣)
I didn't come to your party to be told how to live my life
我来你的派对上才不是为了个 踏 马 的 网 站
By a god damn website
教我怎么过日子的
I did not RSVP to be shamed by an encyclopaedia
我被邀请来不是为了被个百科羞辱的
Everybody at the party has a job
派对里的所有人都有自己要做的事
Mine is to pat that mother****in' party dog
我的是 撸 那 只 踏 马 的 派 对 狗 狗 乁( ˙ ω˙乁)
Gotta get it gotta pat that dog
必须上手必须撸那只狗狗ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
