笨小笨Lavender Cowboy (Remastered)歌词由Paddy Roberts演唱，出自专辑《Anthology: The Deluxe Collection (Remastered)》，下面是《Lavender Cowboy (Remastered)》完整版歌词！
Lavender Cowboy (Remastered)歌词完整版
Lavender Cowboy - Paddy Roberts
Which sounds rather silly
But every hillbilly
Spends half his life singing that way
He was just a lavender cowboy
With only three hairs on his chest
And he rode on a filly
Called Daffy down dilly
The prettiest horse in the West
Every morning they went out together
While the others looked on in dismay
'Cause he'd round up the cattle
A riding side saddle
Because he preferred it that way
He was just a lavender cowboy
Who committed a terrible sin
He went out on a bender
And slugged a bartender
And stole all the strawberry gin
So the posse was sent out to find him
And bring him back dead or alive
And they knew as they went
They were hot on the scent
By the smell of Chanel No 5
And they found him a lying unconscious
With blood running all down his chin
Till they looked a bit closer
And what do you know sir
They found it was strawberry gin
So they shot the lavender cowboy
And said as they layed him to rest
You'll be happier now boy
You can't be a cowboy
With only three hairs on your chest
