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Monica which of all of this kitchen stuff is mine
This bottle opener
And And it's a magnet
Look at that
How weird is that You're moving in with me
And you have the one thing I don't have
It's like in a way you complete me
Kitchen What
You complete me kitchen matey
I know what you're thinking
That she'll move in with you then fall in love with you and then
When she finds out you're already married she'll be happy
You know You're just very sad
Oh my God
I see what this is You are in love with Rachel
It all adds up You're obsessed with her It's always：
What will you do about Rachel Why are you moving in with Rachel
When will you confess your secret marriage to Rachel You want her
Saved by the bell
Aren't these candlesticks mine
No I bought those
Oh right I forgot
That you're a liar
That's great I'll be there Monday And thank you again
That was the head of the paleontology department
At N
Y
U
Wow What
Did he
Say
Remember that paper I had published last year on sediment flow rate
They loved it Well who wouldn't
I know
Anyway they asked me to be a guest lecturer
It's temporary but if they like me it could lead to a full time job
Professor and Mrs
And Mrs
You and Ross are still married
What
Just kidding
Oh God
Saved your a*s
What's the matter
You know that psychic I see
She told me I'm gonna die this week so I'm bummed
I know you don't know about readings but that's the worst you can get
That's crazy
She'd say that to you
You don't believe her do you
I don't know She said that I'd have triplets
But she also said one of them would be black
She didn't tell me I'd die till the end of the session
I wasn't gonna waste a whole other hour there 1
I've only got a week left 1
I've really gotta start living now
Hey everyone
Well today's my first lecture
And I wanted to try it out on you guys Do you mind
No that'd be great
There are three primary theories concerning sediment flow rate
Each of these theories can be further subcategorized into two
This is it This is what's gonna kill me
subcategories The first of these subcategories is
Are there naked chicks on that piece of paper
No Why
I never seen a guy stare so hard at something that didn't have chicks on it
There are three primary theories
Concerning sediment flow rate
Each of these theories
Can be further subcategorized
Into
Why don't you open with a joke
Open with a joke It's a university not a comedy club
Wait a minute hold the phone
You're not talking about Chuckles University
Come on we're kidding
You know what might make it less boring
Thank you
Some visual aids
You know what's a good visual aid Don't say naked chicks
Why not
I don't even know why I talk to you guys about it
I'm just gonna do it on my own with no naked chicks
That's the way I did it till I was 19 19
All right 20 20
Twenty three 23
Any good mail
Something from the Screen Actors Guild
It's probably a residual check Can you open it I got
Benefits lapsed
That's weird
I don't remember being in a movie called Benefits Lapsed
It's not a check Your health insurance expired because
You didn't work enough last year Let me see that
Oh I can't believe this
This sucks
When I had insurance I could get hit by a bus
Or catch on fire you know
And it wouldn't matter Now I gotta be careful
I'm sorry There's never a good time to have to
Stop catching on fire
All right well
I guess I gotta go see my agent
Make sure to look both ways before you cross the street
Make sure to look both ways before you cross the street
Hey you're still alive
How are you feeling
It's so exhausting waiting for death
Oh by the way do you think you
What are you doing
Preparing you for Didn't you think I was dead
Did that not come off
Yeah scared the hell out of me I thought we'd lost you forever
You wanna lie down Yeah thanks
Can you do me a favor
Wake me up in a couple hours
You know if you can
Did you take these back
I liked them so much that I bought some for myself
They're really great aren't they
I love them
Nice try
How'd the lecture go
It went great
And I didn't need any jokes or naked chicks either
That's great I'm sorry we weren't supportive before
I knew I just had to let the material speak for itself
Everyone's all Ross you have to be funny and ***y
Well I proved them wrong
And now I'm gonna pass the news on to Joey and Chandler
That you're not funny or ***y That's right
Hey Estelle listen Well well well
Joey Tribbiani
So you came back huh
They think they can do better but they all
Come crawling back to Estelle
What are you talking about
I never left you You've always been my agent
Really
Oh well no harm no foul
Look you gotta get me some work I lost my health insurance
All right first thing we gotta do：damage control
Why Well I think
Someone out there
May have been bad mouthing you all over town
The bastard
We're early The lecture doesn't end for 15 minutes 15
But we could sneak in and watch Yeah we could
Hey look There's some Kappa Kappa Deltas I was a Kappa KD
Hey sisters
Wow we really are *******
Right So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory
He made a startling discovery
What he believed to be igneous was in fact sedimentary
Imagine his consternation when
Oh bloody hell
So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow
And I'll have my health insurance back in no time
That's great but shouldn't you be on the toilet right now
What's wrong with you Nothing
I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before
And then I passed out
And I haven't been able to stand up since
But I don't think it's anything serious
This sounds like a hernia Go to the doctor
No way If I go to the doctor it'll be for this thing sticking out of my stomach
That's a hernia
Why'd I have to start working out again
D**n you 15s
What the hell are you doing
Look I was nervous
You guys had me all worried I was gonna be boring
I got up there and they were all like staring at me
I opened my mouth and this British accent just came out
Yeah and not a very good one
Will you please
Dr Geller Kurt Rathman
I'm a paleontology professor here
Do you have a moment to talk about your lecture
I'm sorry I've got plans with my sister
Monica Geller
Right Will you excuse us for one moment
What are you doing You can have an accent but I can't
Top of the morning to you laddies
Would you just please stop
Yes yes Bombay is very very nice this time of year
Hey will you grab me a cruller
Sit down
Will you go to the hospital
Hernia operations cost
A lot probably okay
Besides it's getting darker and more painful That means it's healing
Look I'll loan you the money
Just go to the hospital and let's just get that thing
Pushed back in
Thank you but it'd take me forever to pay you back
I don't want that hanging over my head
Besides when my insurance kicks in
I can get all the free operations I want
I'll probably start with that laser eye surgery
What's going on
Joey's got a hernia but it's nothing a little laser eye surgery won't fix
I'm telling you if I put my hand on my stomach
It doesn't hurt that bad
Hey maybe you'll die
Chandler I'm scared
No we can go together
Just don't wait too long because I'm out of here sometime before Friday
But I don't want to die
It'll be fun We'll come back and haunt these guys
Wait Could I come back and haunt Monica and Rachel when they're in the shower
That's my girlfriend Hey I'm dead
Give me them No they are mine
You stole them from me You stole them from me
Give me them
Just wanna each take one
Yeah that seems fair We never use them
Look I really need some help okay
Why did I have to speak in a British accent
What do I do
Why don't you call Mummy and Daddy
I'm serious Someone's gonna find out and then they're never gonna offer me a job
Why don't you phase it out Yeah phase the accent out
People will think you're adjusting to life in America
Come on No one will even notice
They're probably not even listening to you
They're not listening to me
Of course they're listening to you
Everybody listens to you
Monica do you think I should try this phasing out thing
I think you look fine
Whenever you're ready
Hey Timmy
I've got a surprise
For you
Hold it I'm sorry
The surprise is a new swing set If you could play it less intense
Oh yeah Sure no problem
Just hold on one second
Hey Timmy
I've got a surprise for you
Oh my God
So that's why I feed my dog Purina One
Pick up a bag today
That's where you pick up the bag Exactly
The line is Pick up a bag so you need to pick up the bag
Or I could just point to it
Purina One Point to a bag today
I didn't get it did I
No Yeah
Joey Tribbiani
I'm here to audition for Man
You mean Dying Man
Do it one more time Really Really Okay
Hello Ross This is Dr McNeely from the Fake Accent University
We'd like you to come onboard full time
Listen to this
My reading was wrong I'm not going to die
Really How do you know
My psychic is dead
She must have read the cards wrong
I'm sorry
Better her than me
Hey let's bake cookies
Listen I'm really glad you got the part
Are you sure you can do this
And thanks for coming with me
And thanks again for helping me take a shower
Now is that never talking about it again
We're ready for you
This is Alex He'll be playing your son
Hi Alex
As you can see my hands are not in my pants
All right Alex Now when Joey says his line
Take good care of your mama son that's your cue to cry Got it
All right let's do this
Scene five take one
And action
Take good care of your mama son
Take good care of your mama son
Come on son
Your mama's good people
Cut Alex remember you're supposed to cry
Can you cry for us this time
All right From the top
Scene five take two
Take 36 is up
Let's try this again
You ready Joe
One thing is it all right if I scream
Right up until you say Action
Sure
Action Take good care of your mama son
Cut
I'm sorry Why don't you lift up your shirt Take a look at this kiddo
We have a crying child Roll the d**n cameras
Hello is Ross there No he's not Can I take a message
Yes this is Russell Ross' divorce lawyer
Since I haven't heard from him I assume he's giving the marriage a try
Ross got married again
All right keep going We are phasing the accent out
Phasing it out
So without retesting their results in the laboratory
The team would never have identified
The initial errors in their carbon dating 14
Analysis
Were there any questions at this point
What's happening to your accent
Come again What's this nonsense
All right I'm not English
I'm from Long lsland
I was really nervous and the accent
Just came out
I'm sorry
So if we could just get back to the lecture
Were there any questions
About paleontology
I was just trying to make a good first impression
Obviously I screwed up But what you guys think of me is important
Because I'm hoping to get a permanent job here
So if you'd just give me another chance to make a good impression
Ross Are you crazy
I am still your wife Were you just never gonna tell me
What the hell is wrong with you
I could just kill you
Well hello Rachel
You've really done this before
You just take a big big swing okay K
Now don't hold back
What are you doing
We're just celebrating that Joey got his health insurance back
Oh all right
See Now let's try one without the helmet
