笨小笨I Farted On Santa’s Lap(Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink For Me)(Complete version originally performed by Little Stinkers)歌词由Little Stinkers演唱，出自专辑《I Farted On Santa’s Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink For Me) [Karaoke]》，下面是《I Farted On Santa’s Lap(Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink For Me)(Complete version originally performed by Little Stinkers)》完整版歌词！
I Farted On Santa’s Lap(Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink For Me)(Complete version originally performed by Little Stinkers)歌词完整版
I Farted on Santa's Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink for Me) [Originally Performed by the Little Stinkers
Mom made beans for dinner i know i ate em all
Said come get your coat on going to the mall
Gonna visit santa and sit upon his knee
But all that i could think about was
How not to cut the cheese
Waiting there for santa thought that i'd explode
The gas bubble grew bigger with every ho ho ho
Tried my best to hide it thought i was doing swell
But when i sat down on santa's lap
He hollered what's that smell
I farted on santa's lap
Now christmas is gonna stink for me
I farted on santa's lap
Now i'll raspberry fart under my christmas tree
I asked him for a baseball i asked him for a bat
I asked him for some ice skates
But i'll get none of that
I asked him for a lot of things i'll have to do without
Cause when i sat down on santa's lap i let one slip out
I farted on santa's lap
Now christmas is gonna stink for me
I farted on santa's lap
Now i'll raspberry fart under my christmas tree
On christmas eve i snuck out of my
Bed without a sound
I went down to the living room
Just to take a look around
It was then that i saw santa next to the christmas tree
His arms were full of presents and they were all for me
He put them on a pile got up to turn around
And blew a fart with such great force
Our tree almost came down
And so i'll always cherish that special moment when
I realize even old saint nick whurps one now and then
I farted on santa's lap
And christmas didn't stink for me
I farted on santa's lap
And santa let one on my christmas tree
