笨小笨Triplets歌词由Danny Kaye演唱，出自专辑《Musical Echoes of Danny Kaye》，下面是《Triplets》完整版歌词！
Triplets歌词完整版
Triplets - Danny Kaye
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Written by：Schwartz/Dietz
Written by：Schwartz/Dietz
Three little unexpected children simultaneously
三个意想不到的孩子同时出现
The doctor brought us in you can see
医生带我们来你可以看见
That we'll be three forever and E I O
我们三个永远在一起
You wouldn't know how agonizing being triplets can be
你不会知道三胞胎有多痛苦
Each one is individually the victim of that clinical day
每个人都是临床治疗日的受害者
E I O
亲爱的
Every summer we go away to Baden Baden Baden
每个夏天我们都会去巴登
Every winter we come back home to Walla Walla Walla
每年冬天我们都会回到家里
We do everything alike
我们做什么都一样
We look alike we dress alike
我们看起来很像我们穿着很像
We walk alike we talk alike
我们走路都一样说话都一样
And what is more
更重要的是
We hate each other very much
我们对彼此恨之入骨
We hate our folks
我们恨我们的同胞
We're sick of jokes about
我们厌倦了那些
How hard it is to tell us apart
把我们分开是多么困难
If one of us gets the measles
如果我们当中有人得了麻疹
The other one gets the measles
另一个得了麻疹
Then all of us gets the measles
我们都得了麻疹
And mumps and croup
得了流行性感冒
How I wish I had a gun a little gun
我多么希望我有一把枪一把小小的枪
It would be fun to shoot the other
干掉另一个人会很有趣
Two and only be one
两个人只做一个人
Mrs Hildendorfer loves to talk to Mrs Goldenbasser
希尔德多夫夫人喜欢和Goldenbasser夫人交谈
Of the day she went to Sloane's and had her silly Willy
记得那天她去Sloane家吃了那种东西
Mrs Hassencooper loves to talk to Mrs Eldenspritzel
HassenCooper夫人喜欢和Eldenspritzel夫人交谈
Of her major operation when she had her twins
当她生下双胞胎时她的大手术
But when mother comes along she silences the others
但当母亲出现时她让其他人沉默不语
She accomplished something that is very rare in mothers
她的成就在母亲中是非常罕见的
For example just to prove that she was more than ample
比如只想证明她不满足
She admits Lane Bryant thought that they were measuring a giant
她承认莱恩·布莱恩特以为他们测量的是一个巨人
Dr Heimerdanner almost lost his bedside manner
海默丹纳医生对病人的态度差一点
On the day that he first slipped upon us three
在他第一次伤害我们三个人的那天
We do everything alike
我们做什么都一样
We look alike we dress alike
我们看起来很像我们穿着很像
We talk alike we walk alike
我们说的话都一样我们走的路都一样
And what is more
更重要的是
We hate each other very much
我们对彼此恨之入骨
We hate our folks
我们恨我们的同胞
We're sick of jokes on what an art
我们厌倦了拿什么艺术开玩笑
It is to tell us apart
就是要把我们分开
We eat the same kind of vittle
我们吃同样的东西
We drink from the same kind of bottles
我们用同样的瓶子喝酒
We sit in the same kind of
我们坐在同一个地方
High chair high chair high chair
高高的椅子
Momma says that we're a bore
妈妈说我们令人厌烦
And what is more
更重要的是
She didn't want to have us
她不想拥有我们
And we didn't wanna have her
我们不想拥有她
No more
再也不会
