If I Had a Boing歌词-So Good

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If I had a boing it

Would be ten foot long

Everybody shook like

Oh, who's boing is that?

Surely not the girl in the back

With the little yellow beret

No that ain't what she packs

If I had a boing it

Would stand to attention

Erection, win the general election

Write the entire

Shakespeare collection

Direct Citizen Kane

And yeah did I mention?

If I had a boing it would

Be thick like a brick

I'd shove it down your throat

Til it's tickling your sick

Tall and pink your boing ugly

I wouldn't wear pants

I'd just swing it round in public

Enormous, Im a let

The boing sing the chorus

You feel like home

Where I belong

You're where I been searching for

You feel like home

So I'm standing strong

And I love you

Yeah I love you baby

If I had a boing I would love it

I would shove it in your face

It would touch outer space

If I had a weiner

I would have to sit

In the back of a limousine

With Tina

If I had a boing it

Would do magic tricks

I would get a hat for it

It would look fabulous

High end extravagance

Gow it's own gravitas

If I had a boing I'd

Keep it in a cabinet

Boing; the best boing

The best boing ever yeah

The very best boing

If I had a boing

You'd know about it

I would swing

It round my head

I would kiss you with it's lips

You feel like home

Where I belong

You're where

I been searching for

You feel like home

So I'm standing strong

And I love you

Yeah I love you baby