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I used to ask
if we could use our food stamps
for packs of fruit snacks
Mama slapped me silly
every time i used to do that
She told me
“Cold salami sandwiches
are more nutritious,
You eat too many sweets
and all your teeth are gonna
end up missing!”
I wonder how much wonder bread i ate
when i was underage
Mama underpaid,
even when she’s working every day
Seven days a week,
it would be eight if it was up to her
Worked to earn her keep
but what she earned just ain’t enough for her
I was tryna make a trade up at cafeteria
Everyone would laugh cuz all my snacks
were so inferior
Maybe if I stole a pack of gum
up off the desk of Mrs. Teacher
I could treat myself to something
that might taste a bit sweeter
Rolled up during recess
when the classroom was open
Opened up the drawer
found some packs still unopened
Juicy fruit stash
Put a few into my bag
Scurried fast, in a hurry
Thinking ‘bout them fruit snacks like mmm
Momma doesn’t know
what i be snagging tomorrow
Momma doesn't know how many
bags i can swallow
Mrs. don’t know
that she just got got
But I’ll be eating good good
by the time I’m caught
Day 2, bus stop i be beaming, scheming
Drooling like a fool when he’s dreaming
Just gotta make it thru half the day
That’s when they they’ll trade me
that bag of flame
Mama gave me my salami sam
But soon as I get out the house
It’s in the garbage can
Yeah, well if only she knew
what i was keeping up my sleeve
for the rendezvous
Well if only i knew
that that juicy fruit would throw me
for a loop-dee-loop
Cause when i walked up into class
the teacher said
“Excuse me,
can you see me after class
i need to speak with you”
She had me in a corner
I was in a panic,
asked if I could get some water
Walked up to the fountain
it was dripping like my sweat
How the heck am i supposed to
get me outta this?
Well, refusing to confess
I had to rid myself of evidence
So i took each and every single one
of all those yellow sticks
and shoved ‘em in my mouth
and started chewing ‘til they’re gelatin
Swallowed every bit
like momma made me take my medicine
Last thing I remember
teacher comes out in the hall
“Oh my God, he’s choking,
Please someone call his Mom!”
