笨小笨Street Hassle (Remastered)歌词由Lou Reed演唱，出自专辑《Banging On My Drums (Remastered)》，下面是《Street Hassle (Remastered)》完整版歌词！
Street Hassle (Remastered)歌词完整版
A
Waltzing matilda
Waltzing matilda whipped out her wallet
The sexy boy smiled in dismay
She took out four twenties 'cause she liked round figures
Everybody's a queen for a day
Oh babe I'm on fire and you know how I admire your
Body why don't we slip away
Although I'm sure you're certain it's a rarity me flirtin'
Sha la la la this way
Oh sha la la la la sha la la la la
Hey baby come on let's slip away
Luscious and gorgeous oh what a hunk of muscle
Call out the national guard
She creamed in her jeans as he picked up her means
From off of the formica topped bar
And cascading slowly he lifted her wholly
And boldly out of this world
And despite people's derision
Proved to be more than diversion
Sha la la la later on
And then sha la la la la he entered her slowly
And showed her where he was coming from
And then sha la la la la he made love to her gently
It was like she'd never ever come
And then sha la la la la sha la la la la
When the sun rose and he made to leave
You know sha la la la la sha la la la la
Neither one regretted a thing
B
Street hassle
Hey that cunt's not breathing
I think she's had too much
Of something or other hey man you know what I mean
I don't mean to scare you
But you're the one who came here
And you're the one who's gotta take her when you leave
I'm not being smart
Or trying to be cold on my part
And I'm not gonna wear my heart on my sleeve
But you know people get all emotional
And sometimes man they just don't act rational
They think they're just on tv
Sha la la la man
Why don't you just slip her away
You know I'm glad that we met man
It really was nice talking
And I really wish that there was a little more time to speak
But you know it could be a hassle
Trying to explain myself to a police officer
About how it was that your old lady got herself stiffed
And it's not like we could help
But there was nothing no one could do
And if there was man you know I would have been the first
But when someone turns that blue
Well it's a universal truth
And then you just know that b***h will never f**k again
By the way that's really some bad s**t
That you came to our place with
But you ought to be more careful around the little girls
It's either the best or it's the worst
And since I don't have to choose
I guess I won't and I know this ain't no way to treat a guest
But why don't you grab your old lady by the feet
And just lay her out on the darkened street
And by morning she's just another hit and run
You know some people got no choice
And they can't never find a voice
To talk with that they can even call their own
So the first thing that they see
That allows them the right to be
Why they follow it you know it's called bad luck
C
Slipaway
Believe me that it's just a lie
That's what she tells her friends
'Cause the real song the real song
Which she won't even admit to herself
Beat narrow heart the song lots of people know
It's a painful song
It'll only say the truth
It lasts for sad songs
Penny for a wish
A wish won't make you a soldier
A pretty kiss or a pretty face
Can't have it's way
The tramps like us who were born to play
Love is gone away
And there's no one here now
And there's nothing left to say
But oh how I miss him baby
Oh baby come on and slip away
Come on baby why don't you slip away
Love is gone away
Took the rings off my fingers
And there's nothing left to say
But oh how oh how I need him baby
Come on baby I need you baby
Oh please don't slip away
I need your loving so bad babe
Please don't slip away
