Funny Wedding Anniversary Song (English)歌词由Mimi Teddy演唱,出自专辑《Top 50 Funzoa Song Hits, Vol. 1》,下面是《Funny Wedding Anniversary Song (English)》完整版歌词!
Funny Wedding Anniversary Song (English)歌词完整版
Happy marriage anniversary
You survived another year so scary
Thank heavens you're not
Flashing knives at each other
In this holy matrimony
Hey happy marriage anniversary
Here's a toast to your victory
I salute your courage
For you two are still a couple
What an act of bravery
Uhu
But let's just celebrate your
Marriage anniversary
Cos we don't care about
The hiccups in your story
Like the last time you fought
How you threw a fit
And when you got so mad
How you smashed the crockery
Happy marriage anniversary
Why add insult to injury
You're trying so hard to smile
As if nothing ever happened
Should I feel a little sorry
No we must celebrate your
Marriage anniversary
Please don't kill your spouse
While we're still making merry
Cos I know you are in a hell
It's nothing like what you've dreamt
But you're not the only one
Tricked into this tomfoolery
Happy marriage anniversary
Look you can pull it off
Don't worry
Well some freaking marriages
Do last till the day you die
I hope you're not so unlucky
I mean you're lucky to survive
But words like love bliss &compassion
Do you still use when you communicate
As a couple are you still in talking terms
Like it used to be before the twist of fate
But you must celebrate your
Marriage anniversary
It's more passifying than an Oscar glory
Here is something to cheer
Someone got you free wine
You can gulp on a pint or two
And sulk on your misery
Happy marriage anniversary
I'm not good at saying things sugary
I'll come to wish you luck
Same day next year
If you think its necessary
Happy marriage anniversary
The rust on your ring is a worry
But you've made it so far
Oh my god what a spirit
Now pls consume a cherry
Get the hell out of here