Friends S02E06 (口白)歌词-英语听力

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Friends S02E06 (口白)歌词完整版

Who the winny binny boy

Oh you the winny winny binny binny boy

Yes

Don't cry

Don't cry huh

Why is he still crying

Let me hold him for a sec

Here we go Huh

Huh There we are

Maybe it's me

Don't be silly Ben loves you He's just being Mr Cranky Pants

You know I once dated a Miss Cranky Pants

Lovely girl Kind of moody

There we go all better

There's my little boy Eh

Can I uh see something

My nephew hates me Come on don't do this

What if my own baby hates me huh What do I do then

Monica stop This is nuts

Do you know how long it'll be before you have to deal with this

You don't even have a boyfriend yet

Joey she does not look fat

Here you go

Oh hey Mon

That is so funny Let me see that a sec Ha ha ha

Whoa

You okay

I don't know

What's in this pie

I don't know Um butter and eggs and flour and lime and kiwi

Kiwi Kiwi

You said it was a key lime pie

No I didn't I said kiwi lime That's what makes it so special

That's what's gonna kill me

Ahem I'm allergic to kiwi

No you're not You're allergic to lobster and peanuts and

All right Is your tongue swelling up

Either that or my mouth is getting smaller

Get your coat We'll to the hospital Uh

Uh you know actually it's getting better It is

Let's not go Anyone up for Scrabble

Jacket now

What about Ben We can't bring a baby to the hospital

We'll watch him

Uh Ha I don't think so

What I have seven Catholic sisters I've taken care of hundreds of kids

Come on we want to do it Don't we

I was gonna play basketball

But I guess that's out the window

If you take him out for a walk remember to bring his hat

There's milk in the refrigerator and diapers in the bag

Consider it done

You understood

My uncle Sal has a really big tongue

Is he the one with the beautiful wife

Hey Rach

You want to hear the song I'm singing this afternoon

I wrote it this morning in the shower Okay

I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song

Stop me if you've heard it

My skin is soapy and my hair is wet

And Tegrin spelled backward is nirget

Uh Rachel sweetheart could I see you for a minute

What's up Uh

I've decided to pay a professional musician to play here on Sundays

Her name is Stephanie something Uh she's supposed to be very good

But what about Phoebe

Rachel uh it's not that your friend is bad

It's that she's so bad

She makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain

And swirl it around

Okay so you're not a fan

But I mean come on You cannot do this to her

Uh

I have to do this to her Mm hm

Lather rinse repeat And lather rinse repeat

As needed

We didn't bring enough stuff

Did you forget to pack the baby's anvil

I'm telling you it'll be worth it

It's a known fact that women love babies all right

Women love guys who love babies It's the sensitive thing

Aim him at that pack of babes Maybe one of them will break away

Wait forget them We got one Hard left

Come on seriously

Oh seriously you want him

Who is this little cutie pie

Well don't think me immodest but

Want to smell him

I assume we're talking about the baby

Oh yeah Ha ha

He's got that great baby smell Get a whiff of his head

My uterus just skipped a beat

What'd I tell you

It's great you're doing this

Well we are great guys

My brother and his boyfriend have been trying to adopt

What agency did you two go through

But this is my gig

This is where I play

My name is written out there in chalk

You know you can't just erase chalk

Honey I'm sorry

And he's going to be paying this woman

Why doesn't he just give her a throne and a crown

And like you know a gold stick with a ball on top

Terry is a jerk That's why we always say Terry's a jerk

That's where that came from

Yeah okay

You probably did everything you could

You know what Let me just see what else I can do

All right look look

Just let her go on after Stephanie whatever her name is

You won't be here You don't pay her

I don't know

I'll clean the cappuccino machine

You don't clean the cappuccino machine

Of course I clean it

I mean I will clean it

I will clean it

Oh

Who's working for you babe

How much am I gonna get

He's paying the people who were playing

Oh no no no

I meant he's paying that other woman because she's a professional

I'm not gonna be the only one who's not getting paid

Uh uh I'm sorry no

No I'm not some sloppy second you know charity band

There are thousands of places in this city

Where people would pay to hear me play

I don't need your charity

I'm not getting a shot Maybe they can take the needle

And squirt it into my mouth Like a squirt gun

Hello there I'm Dr Carlin

I see someone's having a little allergic reaction

Doctor can I see you for just a moment

My brother has a slight phobia about needles

Did you tell him about my squirt gun idea

My brother the Ph D would like to know

If there's any way to treat this orally

No

Under these circumstances it has to be an injection and it has to be now

So

Oh

Go and have a seat Um the doctor says it's got to be a needle

You're just going to have to be brave Can you do that for me

Oh boy You are doing so good

Ross don't squeeze it so hard

Honey really Don't squeeze it so hard

Let go of my hand

Good plan Next time we want to pick up women

We should go to the park and make out

Taxi Taxi

Look at that talent

Just practicing You're good

Carry on

Wait wait wait

Hey you He's just adorable

Can you tell him that Because he thinks he looks too pink

What are you guys out doing today We're not out

No no No

We're two *********ual guys hanging with the son

Of our other *********ual friend doing the usual straight guy stuff

Oh there's our stop

Get out of here This is our stop

You guys live around here too Yeah sure

We live in the building by the uh sidewalk

You know it

Ha ha Since we're neighbors what do you say we uh get together for a drink

So uh you want to go to Markel's

Oh sure they love us over there

Where's your baby

That's good Maybe he'll hear you and pull the cord

Are you sure he didn't break it It hurts

No it's just a good bone bruise

And right here is the puncture wound from your ring

I'm really sorry It's okay

Sorry

Hmm sorry I got my S's back Ha ha

Which we can celebrate later

He was a double double

Double jointed boy

Hey

So um are you the professional guitar player

Yeah I'm Stephanie

Oh right My name was on there but now it just says carrot cake

Okay

So um how many chords do you know

Do you know how to go from D to A minor

Um so does your guitar have a strap

Stephanie knows all the chords

Come on Pick up pick up

Hello Ahem

Transit Authority Yes hello

I'm doing research for a book

I was wondering what somebody might do if they left a baby on a city bus

Yes I realize that would be a stupid character

Here's the deal：We lost a car seat on a bus

It's white plastic and it fits onto a stroller

Oh and there was a baby in it

He wants to talk to you

Everybody let's give a warm Central Perk welcome to

Terry's a jerk and he won't let me work

And I hate Central Perk

Uh to Stephanie Schiffer

I'd like to start with a song I wrote for the first man I ever loved

Zachary

Are all invited to bite me

We're the guys that called about the baby Is he here

He's here Aah

I assume one of you is the father

Actually uh ahem we're both the father

Please tell me you know which one is our baby

That one has ducks on his T shirt and this one has clowns

And Ben was definitely wearing ducks

Or clowns

Oh wait

That one's Ben Remember he had that cute little mole by his mouth

Hey Ben Remember us

Okay the mole came off

What are we gonna do Uh

We'll flip for it Ducks or clowns

Flip for the baby You got a better idea

All right call it in the air

Heads

We have to assign heads to something

Right Okay

Ducks is heads because ducks have heads

What kind of scary a*s clowns came to your birthday

Just call me angel Of the morning ange

Just touch my cheek Before you leave me baby

Just call me angel Of the morning angel

Then slowly turn away

I won't beg you to stay

With me

Here I thought you might be cold

Thank you

Oh

Oh look at you You did pretty well

8 27

But not really because I put in the first two

Just to get the ball rolling and to make myself feel better

Do you

No

You know this whole playing for money thing is so not good for me

I don't know when I sang Su su suicide

I got like 1 75

I got 25 cents and a condom

So you know now I just feel really bad for Smelly Cat

Well you know

Honey I don't think everybody gets Smelly Cat

I mean if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets then whoosh

But it's not even that you know

I used to do my songs because it made me happy

Now it's just all about the money you know

Well people missed you in there

In fact there was actually a request for Smelly Cat

Well me

And I know it's not your big money song but it's my favorite

Hi

Uh Did I accidentally drop a condom in your case

It's kind of an emergency

PHOEBE：Yeah

Hey Christine I got it

I want to thank you for being there for me

And I'm sorry I almost broke your hand Ha ha

That's okay I'm sorry I poisoned you

Mm

Remember the time I jammed that pencil into your hand

Remember it What do you think this is a freckle

Oh

What about the time I hit you in the face with Sylvian's pumpkin

Remember when I stuck that broom in your spokes

And you hit your head on the curb

No

But I remember people telling me about it

Oh

I hope Ben has a little sister

Yeah

And I hope she can kick his a*s

I'm gonna get a new Band Aid

How about the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken

That was you

Uh

They were infected He wouldn't have made it

Aw

My little nephew

Come here little one

Oh There's my little baby Ben

Hey my little boy Oh

Hey he's not crying

Hey he's not crying

There's still pie Ha ha ha

I'm here I'm here

Uh How's my little boy huh

You want Daddy to change your diaper I know I know

Did you have fun with uh Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today

Oh yeah

He rode the bus today ROSS：Ooh

Big boy riding the bus

Hey I have a question

How come it says Property of Human Services

You are gonna love this

Can you hold Ben for a sec

Stay back I've got kiwi Run Joey run

Smelly cat smelly cat

What are they feeding you

No no I'm sorry it's ahem：

Smelly cat smelly cat

Smelly cat smelly cat

Much better Good

Don't feel bad because it's a hard song

Yeah

That's the beauty of Smelly Cat

Um Ahem Why don't you just follow me

Okay PHOEBE：Mm hm

What are they feeding you

Smelly cat smelly cat

It's not your fault

That's too much Sorry