笨小笨Captain Hook’s Waltz歌词由Linda Arnold演唱，出自专辑《Broadway for Kids at the Rainbow Palace》，下面是《Captain Hook’s Waltz》完整版歌词！
Captain Hook’s Waltz歌词完整版
Who’s the greatest pirate of all time?
Who was Bluebeard?...Nobody!
Who was Greenbeard?...Nobody!
Who was Yellowbeard?...Nobody!
Ahh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Who’s the swiniest swine in the world?
Captain Hook, Captain Hook!
Who’s the dirtiest dog in this wonderful world?
Captain Hook, Captain Hook!
Captain of fear at sea
Treasure and loot
Eager to sneer at he
Who says that his hook isn’t cute
It’s cute!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Who’s the slimiest rat in the pack?
Captain Hook, Captain Hook!
Who’s unlovable, who’s unlivable?
Who’s existence is quite unforgivable?
Who knows all the slyest and trickiest tricks in the book?
Blimey, slimy Captain Hook
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Who’s the doggiest?...You!
The froggiest?...You!
The soggiest?...You!
The hoggiest?...You!
(Wheee!)
Who’s the creepiest creep in the world?
Captain Hook, Captain Hook!
Who’s dispensable, reprehensible?
Who’s behavior is quite indefensible?
Who’s the crawlingest, cruelest, crummiest, crookedest crook?
What a guy, what a joy
Mrs. Hook’s little baby boy
The scourge of the sea!
Just little old me
Captain Hook, Hook, Hook!
Yo ho!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
