笨小笨Pass the Football歌词由Jordan Bentley演唱，出自专辑《The Greatest Musical Show - On The Town》，下面是《Pass the Football》完整版歌词！
Pass the Football歌词完整版
Pass the Football - Broadway Cast
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Look at me now
看看现在的我
Four years of college
大学四年
Famous professors
知名教授
Tutoring me
辅导我
Scholarship kid
拿奖学金的孩子
Everything paid for
一切都是有代价的
Food and vacations
美食和假期
All of it free
一切都是免费的
Day that I left
我离开的那天
Everyone gathered
大家都聚集在一起
Their cheering still rings in my ears
他们的欢呼声依然在我耳边响起
Ray wreck rah
光芒四射
Rah wreck ray
毁灭雷
Rah wreck
连篇
Wreck rah
毁灭
Rah wreck wreck
连篇
Wreck we love you
我们爱你
'Cause I could pass that football
因为我可以把球传给你
Like nothing you have ever seen
你从未见过
Couldn't spell a lick
Couldn't do arithmetic
不会计算
One and one made three
一个又一个变成了三个
Thought that dog was c-a-t
以为那只狗是**
But I could pass that football
但我可以把橄榄球递给你
Like nothing you have ever seen
你从未见过
Couldn't write my name
写不出我的名字
Couldn't translate je vous aime
无法翻译我爱你
Never learned to read
从未学会阅读
Mother goose or andr' gide
无人匹敌
But I could pass that football
但我可以把橄榄球递给你
Like nothing you have ever seen
你从未见过
Couldn't figure riddles
猜不透谜题
Puzzles made me pout
谜题让我愁眉苦脸
Where the hell was moses when the lights went out
灯光熄灭的时候摩西在哪里
I couldn't even tell red from green
我甚至分不清红色和绿色
Get those verbs through my bean
通过我的魔豆学习动词
But I was buddies with the dean
可我和院长是好朋友
Like nothing you have ever seen
你从未见过
Passed without a fuss
毫无波澜地过去
English lit and calculus
英国文学和微积分
Never had to cram
从来不用恶补
Even passed the bar exam
甚至通过了律师考试
Because I passed that football
因为我超越了那个橄榄球
Like nothing you have ever seen
你从未见过
Couldn't dance for beans
不能为了钞票跳舞
Mashed my girls to smithereens
把我的姐妹们打得落花流水
Sometimes blood was spilled
有时鲜血四溅
Still my card was always filled
可我的卡里总是塞满钞票
'Cause I could pass that football
因为我可以把球传给你
Like nothing you have ever seen
你从未见过
Then there was the week
接下来的一周
Albert einstein came to speak
爱因斯坦前来演讲
Relativity
相对论
Guess who introduced him me
猜猜谁把他介绍给我的
'Cause I could pass that football
因为我可以把球传给你
Like nothing you have ever seen
你从未见过
Had no table manners
不懂餐桌礼仪
Used ta dunk my roll
曾经我和她激情缠绵
Always drunk the water from the fingerbowl
总是酣快畅饮
Though I would not get up for any she
尽管我不会为任何一个她而振作起来
The prexy's mom age ninetythree
牧师的母亲九十三岁
Got up and gave her seat to me
起身让座给我
Like nothing you did ever see
就像你从未见过的场景
In our hall of fame
在我们的名人堂里
There's a statue with my name
有一尊刻着我名字的雕像
There we stand by heck
我们伫立在原地
Lincoln washington and wreck
林肯华盛顿和残骸
'Cause I could pass that football
因为我可以把球传给你
Like nothing you have ever ever seen
你从未见过
