笨小笨I Shall Be Free歌词由Bob Dylan演唱，出自专辑《Winter Wonderland》，下面是《I Shall Be Free》完整版歌词！
I Shall Be Free歌词完整版
Well it took me a woman late last night
昨天深夜我带回一个女人
I's three-fourths drunk she looked all right
我喝得半醉，她十分清醒
'Til she started peelin' off her onion gook
直到她开始脱下内衣
She took off her wig said how do I look
她脱掉假发，说，我看起来怎么样
I's high flyin' bare naked out the window
我马上一丝不挂地跳出窗户
Well sometimes I might get drunk
有时候我的确会喝醉
Walk like a duck and smell like a skunk
走路像个鸭子，闻着像只臭鼬
Don't hurt me none don't hurt my pride
千万别伤害我，别伤害我的自尊
'Cause I got my little lady right by my side
因为我的小女人就在我身旁
She's a tryin' a hide pretendin' she don't know me
她试图藏起来，假装不认识我
I's out there paintin' on the old wood shed
我在给木棚上油漆
When a can a black paint it fell on my head
然后一罐黑颜料砸中了我的头
I went down to scrub and rub
我下来，用力擦洗
But I had to sit in back off the tub
但我必须坐在浴盆后面
Cost a quarter half price
花上两毛五分钱
Well my telephone rang it would not stop
我的电话不停地响
It's President Kennedy callin' me up
是肯尼迪总统打来的
He said "My friend Bob what do we need
他说
To make the country grow "
还有什么能让国家发展？
I said "My friend John Brigitte Bardot
我说，朋友，Brigitte Bardot
Anita Ekberg
Anita Ekberg以及
Sophia Loren country will grow"
Sophia Loren，她们会让国家发展
Well I got a woman five feet short
我拥有了一个五英尺的小个子女人
She yells and hollers an' squeals an' snorts
她不停叫喊
She tickles my nose pats me on my head
她舔我的鼻子，拍我的头
Blows me over and kicks me out of bed
不停地对我吹风，把我踢下床
She's a man eater meat grinder bad looser
她是个食人者，绞肉机，坏人
Oh there ain't no use in me workin' all the time
哦，我一直工作没有什么用
I got a woman who works herself blind
我有个疯狂工作的女人
Works up to her britches up to her neck
忙得不可开交
Writes me letters and sends me checks
给我写信，送来支票
She's a humdinger folk singer
她是个出色的民谣歌手
Late one day in the middle of the week
一周中间的某天，时间已经很晚
Eyes were closed I was half asleep
我双眼紧闭，半睡半醒
I chased me a woman up the hill
我跟着一个女人上山
Right in the middle of an air drill
刚好碰到了防空练习
I jumped a fallout shelter
我跳进遮挡物躲避辐射
I jumped the string bean
我跳过豆子田
I jumped the TV dinner I jumped the shot gun
我跳过电视里的晚宴，我跳过猎枪
Now the man on the stand he wants my vote
现在台上的人想要我投票给他
He's a runnin' for office on the ballot note
他跑进计票室
He's out there preachin' in front of the steeple
他在塔前说教
Tellin' me he loves all kinds a people
告诉我他喜欢各种人
He's eatin' bagels he's eatin' pizza
他吃着面包圈，吃着披萨
He's eatin' chitins
他吃着昆虫
Oh set me down on a television floor
哦，让我看电视
I'll flip the channel to number four
我要调到第四频道
Out of the shower comes a football man
有个球员刚出浴
With a bottle of oil in his hand greasy kid stuff
手里拿着一瓶精油，小孩用的东西
What I wanna know Mr Football Man is
足球先生，我想知道的是
What do you do about Willy Mays
你会怎么对付Willy Mays
Martin Luther King Olatunji oh
Martin Luther King和Olatunji，哦
Well the funniest woman I ever seen
我见过最有趣的女人
Was the great granddaughter of Mr Clean
是Clean先生的曾孙女
She takes about fifteen baths a day
她一天大约洗十五次澡
Wants me to grow a mustache on my face she's insane
想让我留胡子，她真是疯了
Well ask me why I'm drunk all the time
问我为什么总是喝醉
It levels my head and eases my mind
因为酒精让我头脑放松，思绪平静
I just walk along and stroll and sing
我就一路漫步，一路歌唱
I see better days and I do better things
日子更好，做事也舒心
I catch dinosaurs make love to Elizabeth Taylor
我抓捕恐龙，和Elizabeth Taylor相爱
Catch hell from Richard Burton
从Richard Burton那里把她抢走
