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I'm On the Drinking Man's Diet, And I'm Half Stoned - Allan Sherman
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Oh I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet
我喝得烂醉如泥
It came from a book I was loaned
这是别人借给我的一本书
It's really terrific
真的太棒了
And quite scientific
而且很科学
And I'm half stoned
我有点醉醺醺的
For breakfast some
当早餐
Cornflakes and vodka
玉米片和伏特加酒
But cornflakes have carbohydrate;
但是玉米片含有碳水化合物；
So I don't eat those
所以我不吃那些东西
Fattening cornflakes
玉米片让人发胖
I eat the vodka straight
我喝的是伏特加酒
Drink drink everyone drink;
大家一起喝酒；
It's not as bad as we used to think
没有我们想象的那么糟
With every Manhattan your
你的每一个曼哈顿
Stomach will flatten
肚子会瘪下去
So drink drink drink
所以喝吧喝吧
The Air Force invented this diet
空军发明了这种减肥餐
A fact which they hotly deny
他们极力否认这一事实
Of course they deny it
他们当然否认
'Cause this is the diet
因为这是减肥食谱
That got the Air Force high
让空军兴奋不已
For lunch you can have three martinis
午饭你可以喝三杯马提尼酒
What better lunch is there than that
还有什么比这更好的午餐
But caution: do not eat the olives
但要注意：不要吃橄榄
'Cause olives make you fat
Drink drink everyone drink;
大家一起喝酒；
It's not as bad as we used to think
没有我们想象的那么糟
If pounds you would burn off
如果你的体重会消失
Then turn on your Smirnoff
那就打开你的微笑吧
And drink drink drink
酣快畅饮
For dinner a nice Scotch and soda
晚餐喝一杯苏格兰威士忌兑苏打水
Now that oughtta help you to lose
这应该能让你输得一败涂地
No whipped cream no butter
没有生奶油没有黄油
Just lay in the gutter
就这样躺在贫民窟里
And booze booze booze
酣快畅饮
Suppose you should meet a policeman
假设你遇见一个警察
Who says you've been
谁说你一直
Quenching your thirst;
解渴；
You just tell him it's physical fitness
你直接告诉他这是强身健体
And health comes first
健康是第一位的
Drink
喝
Drink
喝
Booze everywhere
到处都是美酒
Pass that decanter of bourbon there
把那一瓶波本威士忌递给我
I'm fatter than ever
我比以前更胖了
But here's what's so clever:
但真正聪明的是
I don't care
我不在乎
