笨小笨Advance Romance (Remastered|Live)歌词由Frank Zappa&Captain Beefheart演唱，出自专辑《Live At Providence College， Rhode Island， April 26Th 1975 (Remastered)》，下面是《Advance Romance (Remastered|Live)》完整版歌词！
Advance Romance (Remastered|Live)歌词完整版
No more credit from the liquor store
Suit is all dirty my shoes is all wore
Tired and lonely my heart is all sore
Advance romance
I can't stand it no more you know
Told me she loved me I believed what she said
Took me for a sucker boy all corn-fed
Next thing I knew she had a bolt on the door
Advance romance
I can't use it no more no I can't use it
She took George's watch like they always do
It was a Timex too
Him ashamed on you
No more money boy I shoulda knew
You know I told ya
I know you told me
You didn't listen to me
But I couldn't listen to you
Told you 'bout the anchovies
You know what I'm talkin' about
George Duke
The way she do me boy
She might do you too
The way she do me boy
She might do you too
The way she do me boy
She might do you too
Look what she did to Denny right now
Talk about it
I'm chokin' the blues this morning
Get all over My Goodness
Old time
Chicken was never like this
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
Advance romance
Think about it
People we are
Yeah one more time one time
Through But wait a minute
Potato-head Bobby was a friend of mine
Opened three of his eyes in the food stamp line
Opened four of his eyes in the food stamp line
Opened five of his eyes in the food stamp line
Opened six of his eyes in the food stamp line
Oh you know they told me she might be a devil
No you like them
Good God Did you hear what I said
Evil women
Oh yeah
You know you know you know
But she sure was fine
You like them
Oh yeah
Evil women
Growin' up goin' home
Advance romance
What you gonna do
He wanna try it one time
He said he don't mind no
Later that night he drop on by
Told her all he wanna do was step up and say Hi
HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI
Half an hour later she had frenched his fry
Advance romance
Bobby say good-bye
