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Friends S08E05 (口白)歌词完整版
This one's rare This one's medium well Go
Hey Phoebe How was dinner
Dinner was good Just saying hi Now I'm gonna go
Well hello there Hi
I didn't see this on the menu
Tim this is Phoebe Phoebe this is Tim my new sous chef
So you're Monica's boss No she's my boss
Sous is French for under I sous stand
Tim I need a calamari and a caesar salad And could you get me the pesto
You made pesto Yes I did
Would you say your pesto is the best o
I don't know I would say it's pretty good o
I still need the calamari and salad
I like your necklace
Coming up Monica I have to obey you otherwise the system breaks down
L know that Then why are we having this conversation
I made it myself You are so talented
Well it's no pesto
Let's just cut to the chase You're single You're single
He gets off work at 11 She'll be waiting for your call 11
I'll give him your number if I could just get one calamari and one caesar salad
I did not yell I am not putting a dollar in the jar
Wow Bing Burning the midnight oil You know me sir
Do you know how I can get around the office computer network
So I can access the really good Internet p**n
You're a joker Bing
What's funny about that
Sorry I kept you waiting so long That's okay Where do you wanna go
I think you know where I wanna go
The Hard Rock Cafe Yeah
Again Yeah
I'm telling you I like the food You like the Purple Rain display
Hey Bob Hey Toby Have a good night
Did that guy just call you Toby Yeah he thinks that's my name
Why don't you correct him It's been going on way too long now
The first time we were just passing each other so I didn't say anything
The next time he said Toby want a doughnut
I wanted the doughnut
Five years later the doughnut's gone and I'm still Toby
Chandler you have to tell him That would be so awkward
We don't work together He's on the sixth floor
So he calls me Toby once in a while
It's not like he's calling me Muriel
Muriel Why would he call you Muriel
Oh my God
Chandler M Bing ·M·
It's not just an M Your middle name is Muriel M
It is a family name
Chandler Muriel Bing ··
Your parents never even gave you a chance did they
Drake I've discovered the reason for your memory loss
What is it
Your brain transplant wasn't successful
Your body's rejecting Jessica's brain
Is it serious
Not if we extract tissue from the original body
And synthesize antibodies to stop you from rejecting the brain
That sounds simple enough Let's just do that
We would but when we went to exhume Jessica's body
It was gone
Very nice people
I'll change and we can go
What happened to Jessica's body You'll have to see it on TV
You don't know do you Couldn't care less
Good scene man You too
What You weren't in it
Kash this is my friend Rachel Rachel Kash
Hi Why haven't I seen you here before
Joey just thinks I'll embarrass him He thinks I'm a soap opera nut
Which I'm not I'm not
Although I do know your favorite ice cream flavor is butter pecan
And your dog's name is Wally
Look I'm just stroking your arm Here we go
Bye Kash Say hi to Wally
Monica Hi
I had the best time with Tim last night He is so sweet
I can't wait to get sous neath him
I have to fire him Why
He's terrible He's slow He burns things
He lit my pastry chef on fire
He was nervous You can be intimidating
And your pastry chef can stand to be taken down a peg
Well now she has no eyebrows Mission accomplished
But Monica he loves his job so much
Can't you just give him another chance please
All right But if he lights someone else on fire he's gone
That's fair Thank you so much
Looks like he got you a little bit too
I paid to have this done
Love it
Hey You know Kash really liked you
He thought you were charming
I thought I was an idiot I'm with you
He asked if you'd go out with him I think I'm gonna throw up a little
What did you say No
What
I figured since you're pregnant you're not gonna be seeing people
First of all Kash Ford Not people
Did you tell him I was pregnant
No I didn't know if you told people This was when Kash was still people
Good Just have him call me I don't think that's
Go do it or I'll come back to that set I'll meet more actors
Hey Bob How's my pal Toby doing today
If I see him I'll ask
Was that Bob from six you were just talking to
Yeah You know him
We're on a semi first name basis
What about adding him to our team Bob
Working here with us Every day I don't know if he has what it takes
They love him down on six But this is 11 11
It's almost twice as hard up here
Okay Bob will stay put I think it's best sir
We do need to find somebody Work is starting to pile up
I've got a stack of documents this high
Just toss them in the shredder and claim you never got them
That's a good one Bing
What does a guy have to do to be taken seriously around here
I gave him another chance but Tim has got to go
I called the chef who recommended him to me
He said Ha ha Gotcha
But don't fire him today Why
Because I'm dumping him today You said he was sweet
He's too sweet He calls me all the time
Did you get home okay Was your shower okay
Don't pick up the phone Then he comes over
I was so worried about you Be a man
So I can't fire him
And dump him the same day He'll kill himself
I'll fire him and you go out with him another week
Are you kidding Another week with that simp I'll kill myself
We'll both do it today and he'll just have to deal with it
Okay But who's gonna go first Whoever goes second is the *****
What fire a guy that's just been dumped
*****And dump a guy that's just been fired
Blond *****
I wanted to do this days ago so I think I should go first
All right that makes sense
But screw you I'm going first
Toby you got a sec Sure What's up
I wanted to get transferred up here but it's not gonna happen
Apparently somebody thinks I'm not 11th floor material 11
Say who the hell is this Chandler
What's the best excuse for why I'm not drinking on this date tonight
I'm a recovering alcoholic I'm a Mormon
Or I got so hammered last night I'm still a little drunk
You're not gonna tell him you're pregnant
I don't think so Books say wait till the third date to tell the guy
You got something growing in your uterus
Hey Hi
What do you want to do tonight
There's a powerful Ukrainian film playing Interested
No But I'll go see a normal person movie with you
Rach you wanna come I can't I've got a date
A date Yeah Why is that weird for you
Why no It's the opposite of weird It's regular
It's mundane It's actually a little dull
It's no Ukrainian film
Earrings
She's got a date With who I set her up with this actor
You set her up No
What were you thinking That it was okay
Because you two haven't dated in five years
I'm worried about my baby Whoever she dates my baby dates
Where is this actor taking them Hey I'm an actor too
They're taking the ferry to a place on Staten lsland
My baby's going on a ferry Do you have any idea how dangerous those are
Aren't we talking about those big boats that go really slow
Why not just jump out of an airplane or burn each other with matches
Hey Joey Hey Kash Ross this is Kash
Hey I hear you're going on a ferry tonight
Bit of a daredevil are we
Do you guys think this is too slutty Hi Kash
Hey Rachel You ready to go Yeah See you guys later
Have a great time you guys And yes it is too slutty
Hi
Hi
I'm glad you called I feel like I'm always calling you
What's up Is everything okay with Phoebe
It will be in a minute
Tim you're a really great guy That's because I'm with you
It's just I'm in a place in my life right now where
So sorry This just in
It's the restaurant Monica needs me right away
No she doesn't I know what that is You can stay
I'll miss you too Pheebs
And I will be holding you right here
What movie do you wanna see And not one I have to read
I get that from books
Books Okay car magazines cereal boxes
But it's enough
Let's not see a movie We'll just stay here and hang
Just wait for Rachel to come back Hey if that's what you wanna do
Dude what is going on
I have to find out how it went Why
He could be my baby's stepfather One date and they're getting married
He's not you
I can't believe she's dating
What did you think she was gonna do I don't know
I can't believe this is happening What do you mean
I thought when I had another kid it'd be different
I love Ben But every time I drop him off at Carol and Susan's
It breaks my heart a little
I've always had this picture of me and my next wife in bed
My kid comes running in leaps up on the bed and we all read the paper
Maybe fight over the science section
That's nice You can still have that No Rachel's out with some guy
My baby went with her
If anything that picture keeps moving further away
Hey can I ask you something
In this picture of you and your wife is your wife Rachel
It used to be
Now she doesn't really have a face
Smokin' body though
Good call But the face Ross the face isn't Rachel
No But how much easier would it be if it were
That's not what she wants
I know And I can't force myself to fall in love with her
Ross maybe you need a new picture
It won't be what you thought But no matter what
There's gonna be a brand new little baby Your baby
Who cares what the picture looks like
Yeah
Let's you and me go out and have some fun
Whatever you want Come on
We can catch that Ukrainian film No I said fun
Hey Toby Hey Bobby
It's Bob actually
You work up here Where's Chandler Bing's office
Yeah it's right
Right there Let me ask you why
I wanna talk to that bastard see what his problem is
Okay Bob Listen
I'm the reason you didn't get the job
Toby don't Bob
Toby I'm not gonna let you cover for him
Anything you say will just get me more upset with Chandler
That puts me in a difficult position
You do anything to Chandler it's gonna bring you down to his level
I guess you're right
Don't give him the satisfaction You're better than Chandler We all are
Especially me Toby
Is everything okay That depends
How are you and Phoebe Great Thanks for introducing us
My pleasure Okay I'm afraid I've got some bad news
Phoebe Monica
You're fired I'm breaking up with you
I'm breaking up with you
You're fired Why
I'm sorry I'm not ready for a relationship right now
I'm sorry too But I like things done a certain way
The chemistry's just not right The chemistry thing for us too
Wow Okay
I realize I came on a little strong It's because I think you're amazing
I wanna tell you how much I appreciate you giving me an opportunity
You're the most talented chef I've ever worked for
Anyway
Tim wait Yeah
I spoke too quickly There's a learning curve with this job
Maybe we could try it again
Thank you so much I know I can be better
And Tim I just want to say good luck here
Hello Hi
How was the date
I'm alone and I just bought 15 worth of candy bars What do you think 15
What happened I told him I was pregnant
He didn't take it so well Well better than you
But still not what you want Oh
Yeah He got all weird and sputtery Then he said：
I hear those hemorrhoids are a *****
He sounds swell Doesn't he
You want a little cheering up Sit down
Guess whose middle name is Muriel
Chandler M Bing Oh my God ·M·
I'm sorry about your date It's all right
I guess I'm just done with the dating thing
Just one more thing in my life that's completely different
This is hard Yeah I know
On the other hand in seven months you're gonna have something
That you're gonna love more than any guy you've ever gone out with
Just wait
Wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger
You have no idea
Thanks sweetie
You wanna grab some coffee No I'm gonna go eat 10 candy bars 10
I thought I cheered you up You did There are 20 in here 20
Good night Good night
Ross Hey it's Mona From the wedding
Oh hi Hi
How are you I'm good except you owe me a dance
That's right Well would you be interested in seeing a Ukrainian film
Oh you're serious Sure
Great Well
I think I need another cup of coffee Sure let me get it for you
Bob
Bob
Bob
What the hell are you doing This is Chandler's office
Come on Toby Give me a hand
