笨小笨Welcome to the Internet歌词由Caleb Hyles演唱，出自专辑《Welcome to the Internet》，下面是《Welcome to the Internet》完整版歌词！
Welcome to the Internet歌词完整版
Welcome to the Internet - Caleb Hyles
以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供
Composed by：Bo Burnham
Welcome to the internet
欢迎来到网络世界
Have a look around
四处看看
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
你能想到的一切都能找到
We've got mountains of content some better some worse
我们拥有堆积如山的幸福有好有坏
If none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first
如果你不感兴趣你会是第一个
Welcome to the internet
欢迎来到网络世界
Come and take a seat
过来坐下吧
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet
你想看新闻还是什么有名的女人的脚
There's no need to panic this isn't a test haha
没必要惊慌这不是考验
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
只要点头或者摇头剩下的交给我们
Welcome to the internet
欢迎来到网络世界
What would you prefer
你更喜欢什么
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur
你是想为民权而战还是在网上胡说八道
Be happy
开心点
Be horny
饥渴难耐
Be bursting with rage
怒火中烧
We've got a million different ways to engage
我们有一百万种不同的相处方式
Welcome to the internet
欢迎来到网络世界
Put your cares aside
抛开你的顾虑
Here's a tip for straining pasta here's a nine-year-old who died
这是一个制作意大利面的小窍门一个9岁的孩子不幸身亡
We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
我们有电影有医生还有梦幻体育
And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters
还有一堆彩色铅笔画的不同角色
In Harry Potter f**king each other
就像《哈利·波特》里的场景一样
Welcome to the internet
欢迎来到网络世界
Hold on to your socks
紧紧抓牢你的袜子
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
因为有个家伙好心地给你发了他老二的照片
They are grainy and off-putting he just sent you more
都是些模糊不清的东西他给你寄了更多
Don't act surprised you know you like it you w***e
不要装作惊讶的样子你知道你喜欢你这个娘们
See a man beheaded get offended see a shrink
看到有人被砍头生气了就去看心理医生
Show us pictures of your children tell us every thought you think
给我们看看你孩子的照片告诉我们你的每一个想法
Start a rumor buy a broomer send a death threat to a boomer
制造谣言买个好兄弟给好兄弟发个死亡威胁
Or DM a girl and groom her do a zoomer find a tumor in your
或者给一个姑娘发私信把她伺候得舒舒服服的
Here's a healthy breakfast option you should kill your mom
这是一个健康的早餐选择你应该杀了你的妈妈
Here's why women never f**k you here's how you can build a bomb
这就是为什么女人从不和你缠绵这就是你制造炸弹的方法
Which Power Ranger are you
你是哪一种力量游侠
Take this quirky quiz
来做个古怪的小测验
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
奥巴马派移民去给你们的孩子接种疫苗
Could I interest you in everything all of the time
我能否让你一直对我感兴趣
A little bit of everything all of the time
每时每刻都付出一点真心
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
漠不关心是一场悲剧厌倦是一种罪恶
Anything and everything all of the time
任何事任何事
Could I interest you in everything all of the time
我能否让你一直对我感兴趣
A little bit of everything all of the time
每时每刻都付出一点真心
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
漠不关心是一场悲剧厌倦是一种罪恶
Anything and everything all of the time
任何事任何事
You know it wasn't always like this
你知道并非一直都是这样
Not very long ago just before your time
不久以前就在你的时代到来之前
Right before the towers fell circa '99
就在大楼倒塌之前大概是九九年
This was catalogs travel blogs a chatroom or two
这是目录旅游博客一两个聊天室
We set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you
我们瞄准目标彻夜等待你
You insatiable you
你不知满足
Mommy let you use her iPad you were barely two
妈妈让你用她的iPad你还不到两岁
And it did all the things we designed it to do
它实现了我们设计的所有功能
Now look at you
现在看看你
Oh look at you
看看你
You you
你
Unstoppable watchable
势不可挡引人瞩目
Your time is now your inside's out honey how you grew
现在是你的时代了你的身体出了问题亲爱的你成长了吗
And if we stick together who knows what we'll do
如果我们团结一致谁知道我们会做什么
It was always the plan to put the world in your hand
我一直计划着把世界掌控在你的手中
Could I interest you in everything all of the time
我能否让你一直对我感兴趣
A bit of everything all of the time
每时每刻都有点点滴滴
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
漠不关心是一场悲剧厌倦是一种罪恶
Anything and everything all of the time
任何事任何事
Could I interest you in everything all of the time
我能否让你一直对我感兴趣
A little bit of everything all of the time
每时每刻都付出一点真心
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
漠不关心是一场悲剧厌倦是一种罪恶
Anything and everything and anything and everything
什么都愿意
And anything and everything and
任何事
All of the time
每时每刻
