笨小笨Why Dont Women Like Me?歌词由George Formby演唱，出自专辑《George Formby: England’s Famed Clown Prince Of Song》，下面是《Why Dont Women Like Me?》完整版歌词！
Why Dont Women Like Me?歌词完整版
Why Dont Women Like Me? - George Formby
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Written by：George Formby
Now I know I'm not handsome
现在我知道我不帅
No good looks or wealth
没有美貌也没有财富
But the girls I chase say my plain face
但我追求的女孩说我素颜
Will compromise their health
会损害他们的健康
Now I know fellahs worse than me
现在我知道有些人比我更可怕
Bow legged and boss eyed
翘着腿目不转睛地盯着我
Walking out with lovely women
带着可爱的女人出门
Clinging to their side
紧紧抱着他们
Now if women like them like men like those
如果女人像男人一样喜欢他们
Why don't women like me
为什幺女人不喜欢我
Look at empress Josephine
看看约瑟芬皇后
The most attractive woman that ever was seen
我是世上最美的女人
Yet napoleon short and fat
Captivates a lovely looking girl like that
让一个可爱的女孩神魂颠倒
Now if women like them like men like those
如果女人像男人一样喜欢他们
Why don't women like me hey hey
为何女人不喜欢我
Why don't women like me
为什幺女人不喜欢我
Last night I went out walking
昨晚我出去散步
My intentions were to click
我的目的是
But the sights I saw while walking out
但我出门时看到的景象
They nearly made me sick
他们差点让我恶心
I most attractive saw some girls
我是最有魅力的人我见过一些女孩
Attractive little dears
迷人的小宝贝
Arm in arm with ugly men
和丑陋的男人手挽着手
With cauliflower ears
耳朵上戴着菜花
Now well if women like them like men like those
如果女人像男人一样喜欢他们
Why don't women like me
为什幺女人不喜欢我
What can the attraction be
究竟有何吸引力
That's the thing that always starts to worry me
这就是我一直担心的事情
Although I haven't got a bean
虽然我身无分文
I've got a lot of things the girls have never seen
我有很多姑娘从未见过的东西
Now well if women like them like men like those
如果女人像男人一样喜欢他们
Why don't women like me hey hey
为何女人不喜欢我
Why don't women like me
为什幺女人不喜欢我
Now I went for my holidays
现在我去度假了
Down to the gay seaside
来到欢乐的海边
I saw a lot of things there
我在那里看到了很多东西
Being hidden by the tide
被潮水淹没
The way the women jumped around
姑娘们欢呼雀跃
The men there in the sea
大海里的人们
Made me think that there
让我以为
Is still a good chance left for me
依然是我的好机会
Cause if women like them like men like those
因为如果女人像男人一样喜欢他们
Why don't women like me
为什幺女人不喜欢我
Of all the shapes and sizes there
各种各样的形状和尺寸
I've got a chance of clicking yet I do declare
我有机会出人头地可我必须表明
Oh I don't want to be a nark
我不想做告密者
I saw a lot of things below the water mark
我看见很多东西都藏在暗处
Now well if women like them like men like those
如果女人像男人一样喜欢他们
Why don't women like me hey hey
为何女人不喜欢我
Why don't women like me
为什幺女人不喜欢我
Now well if women like them like men like those
如果女人像男人一样喜欢他们
Why don't women like me
为什幺女人不喜欢我
Take lord nelson with one limb
用一只手干掉纳尔逊爵士
Lady William Hamilton she fell for him
威廉·汉密尔顿夫人为他神魂颠倒
With one eye and one arm gone west
一只眼睛一只手臂都消失得无影无踪
She ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest
她像恶魔一样落荒而逃她紧紧抓牢
Now well if women like them like men like those
如果女人像男人一样喜欢他们
Why don't women like me hey hey
为何女人不喜欢我
Why don't women like me
为什幺女人不喜欢我
