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Friends S01E24 (有声读物)歌词完整版
Ross：And here's little Ben nodding off
Grabs picture
Oh God is he just the sweetest thing You must just want to kiss him all over
Ross is practically drooling over Rachel at this point
Ross：
Quietly
That would be nice
Chandler annoyed with Ross's fawning makes a 'pfft' noise
Rachel：Pardon
Walks over to where Joey is seated
Joey is looking at his check
Chandler：
Sigh
And where's this money coming from
Gives money to Joey
Joey：Well I'm helping out down at the N Y U Med School with some research
Ross：
Overhearing
What kind of research
Everyone's interest is piqued they all look over
Joey：
Sigh
It's a fertility study
Rachel laughs
Ross：Hey
Opening Credits
Hands meat to Monica
Chandler and Joey enter with charcoal
Chandler：
In a deep voice
Men are here
Joey：We make fire Cook meat
Monica and Phoebe：Ewww
Phoebe：So how are things going with you two Is she becoming your
Provocatively
Special someone
Monica：Yeah What does she think of your little science project
Monica：Man's got a point
Chandler：Crazy *****
Monica：Joey we always know what you mean
Phoebe：Hey
Monica：Hey
Ross：Hey
Phoebe sees his bags
Phoebe：How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last
Ross：I'm going to China
Monica：You're going to China
Hands a sheet of paper to Monica
Um here's a picture of me
Hands it to Monica
Takes the picture
Ross：
To Monica
Monica：Yeah
Phoebe puts the picture of Ross up to her face
Puts picture down sees Ross staring at her
Alright this barbecue is gonna be very fun
Ross：Oh
Pause
Hey who's Carl
Ross：No
Phoebe：So you do know who he is
Laughs Ross stares at her
Sorry
Ross goes outisde on the balcony
Ross：Hi
Joey：Hey
Chandler：Hey
Ross：
Sigh
I have to go to China
Joey：The country
Joey：Oh no How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you
Chandler：Forget about her
Gives Chandler a gift for Rachel
Ross：I know
Joey gives Ross a hug
Chandler：I'm still on my first I just think you're nice
Chandler：
Sarcastic
Ooooh
Looks dumbfounded at Joey's stupidity
Monica：
Gets up
OK how does everybody like their burgers
Walks into living room
Everyone follows Rachel to the living room Monica pulls Joey aside
Monica rolls her eyes
Joey：What do you mean
Long pause Joey looks confused
Joey：Not following you
Monica：Think about it
They both walk over to where Rachel is opening her gifts Rachel sees her first gift is a fruit basket
Melanie smiles
Chandler：
Pointing out a gift
OK this one right here is from me
Rachel：
Picks it up
OK ah it's light
Shakes it
It rattles it's
Opens it
Travel Scrabble Oooohhh thank you
She gives it back to him
Chandler looks dejected Rachel picks up another gift
Rachel：This one's from Joey feels like a book Thinks it's a book feels like a book And
Opens it
It's a book
Joey：
To Rachel
：That book got me through some tough times
Melanie：There is a little child inside this man
Rachel picks up the next gift
Rachel：Who's this from
Rachel：Oh
Opens it
Sees it is a pin
Oh my God He remembered
Phoebe：Remembered what
Pats his Travel Scrabble game
Monica：I can't believe he did this
Everyone looks at him He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on Rachel You can hear this entire classic scene by clicking here
Rachel：What did you just say
Chandler：
Panicked
Ahem um Crystal duck
Chandler：
Stuttering incoherently
F hah flennin
Rachel：Oh my God
Chandler：
Rubbing his temples
Oh no no no no no
Joey：
Pats Chandler on the leg
That's good just keep rubbing your head That'll turn back time
Commercial Break
Chandler：No it's not It's small It's tiny It's petite It's wee
Phoebe：Nuh uh I don't think any of our lives are ever gonna be the same ever again
To Joey
Gets up to leave
Chandler：
Quickly
H He's in China
Joey：The country
Checks Ross's itinerary
His flight doesn't leave for another forty five more minutes
Chandler：What about the time difference
Monica：From here to the airport
Chandler：Yes
Rachel walks towards door
You're never gonna make it
Rachel：I I I don't know
Chandler：Well then maybe you shouldn't go
Rachel：I don't know Maybe I'll know when I see him
Phoebe gets up holds the picture of Ross up to her face
Opens door
She leaves
Ross：
Something in Chinese
Flight Attendant：Alright
Ross：Ni chou chi ma
Walks onto jetway
Rachel runs into the airport trying to catch Ross moving people out of the way
Rachel gets up to the jetway
Flight Attendant：Hi
Rachel：Hi
Flight Attendant：May I see your boarding pass
Flight Attendant：No no no Federal regulations
Flight Attendant：Alright What's the message
Rachel：Uh I don't know
Man：
Confused
What
Man：
To wife
She starts kissing his chest
Joey：
Panicked
Uhhh y'know what Forget about me Let's uh let's give you another turn
Melanie：
Surprised
M Me again
Joey：Sure Why not
Joey starts to kiss her
Joey：How do you mean
Monica and Phoebe：Sure
Monica：Another good point
Rachel：
Confused
Huh
Monica：Why isn't it working out
Rachel：I don't know sometimes it doesn't
Monica：Is he not cute enough for you
Rachel：No
Monica：Does he not make enough money
Phoebe：Maybe there's someone else
Rachel：Wha
Monica：Is there Is there someone else
Rachel：No There is there is no one else
Monica：Then why the hell are you dumping my brother
Joey：Shhhh
Chandler：
Quietly
Spender
Joey：She's still asleep
Chandler：So how'd it go
Chandler：The fact that you'd even ask that question shows how little you know me
Chandler：I didn't know you had another level
Joey：I know Neither did I
Rachel：Yeah
Rachel：From you I exchanged the blouse you got me
Monica：
Gets up
No no no no no no pressure no pressure
Door buzzer goes off Rachel answers it
Rachel：Who is it
Rachel：C'mon up
Monica：Behind my brother's back
Rachel glares at her
Is exactly the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me
Joey：Seven hundred bucks
Joey closes his eyes and walks around with arms spread
Rachel looks bored At this point Ross a figment of Rachel's imagination shows up on the balcony and starts talking to her
Ross：I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me
She tries and Ross disappears momentarily He reappears standing closer to her
Rachel：So I'm thinking about you So what
Rachel：Well he happens to be a very nice guy
Ross：I know
Ross：
Pause
No But it only has to happen once Look you and I both know we are perfect for each other right I mean so the only question is are you attracted to me
They kiss Ross walks away and then fades out
Rachel：Wow
Carl：Exactly And you just know I'm gonna be the guy caught behind this hammerhead in traffic
Rachel：Right You're right
Carl：Heh y'know
Rachel：You know what
Carl：What
Gives him her drink
I mean I'm sorry I I I gotta go I'm sorry
Rachel leaves
Carl：But
Rachel：
Sifting through crowd
Excuse me pardon me excuse me excuse me sorry Hi
A Chinese woman getting off the plane drops one of her bags Ross gets off next
Ross picks up the bag then he and the woman kiss
Ross：No problem I cannot wait for you to meet my friends
Julie：Really
Ross：Yeah
Julie：You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me
Ross and Julie：Can't wait
