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The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything歌词完整版
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything - VeggieTales
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We are the pirates we don't do anything
我们是海盗我们什么都不做
We just stay at home and lie around
我们待在家里无所事事
And if you ask us to do anything
如果你要我们做任何事
We'll just tell you we don't do anything
我们会告诉你我们什么都不做
Well I've never been to Greenland and I've never been to Denver
我从未去过格陵兰岛从未去过丹佛
And I've never buried treasure in St Louie or St Paul
我从未在圣路易或圣保罗埋过宝藏
And I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa
我从未去过莫斯科从未去过坦帕
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
我从未在秋天去波士顿
'Cause we are the pirates we don't do anything
因为我们是海盗我们什么都不做
We just stay at home and lie around
我们待在家里无所事事
And if you ask us to do anything
如果你要我们做任何事
We'll just tell you we don't do anything
我们会告诉你我们什么都不做
And I've never hoist the main sail and I've never swabbed the poop deck
我从未升起主帆我从未擦洗甲板
And I've never veered starboard 'cause I've never sailed at all
我从未向右舷飞驰因为我从未航行过
And I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot
我从未走上街头我从未养过鹦鹉
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
我从未在秋天去波士顿
'Cause we are the pirates we don't do anything
因为我们是海盗我们什么都不做
We just stay at home and lie around
我们待在家里无所事事
And if you ask us to do anything
如果你要我们做任何事
We'll just tell you we don't do anything
我们会告诉你我们什么都不做
Oh I've never plucked a rooster and I am not too good at ping-pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
我从来没有把土豆泥扔到墙边
And I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice
我从未吻过花鼠我从未得过头虱
And I have never been to Boston in the fall
我从未在秋天去波士顿
Huh What are you talking about
你在说什么
What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate
Hey thats right
嘿没错
We are supposed to sing about pirate-y things
我们应该唱点海盗的歌
And who's ever kissed a chipmunk
谁吻过花鼠
That's just nonsense Why even bring it up
这都是废话为何要提出来
Am I right What do you think
我说的对吗你觉得呢
I think you look like Captain Crunch
我觉得你长得就像Crunch船长
Huh No I don't
不我没有
Do too
也一样
Do not
不要
You're making me hungry
你让我如饥似渴
Thats it You're walkin' the plank
就是这样你在走木板路
Says who
谁说的
Says the Cap'n thats who
船长说那是谁
Oh yeah Ay Ay Cap'n Crunch hehehehe
嘎吱嘎吱船长
Arrrgggghh
啊
Yikes
呀
And I've never licked a spark plug
And I've never sniffed a stinkbug
我从未吸过那种东西
And I've never painted daises
我从未画过雏菊
On a big red rubber ball
在一个红色的大皮球上
And I've never bathed in yogurt
我从未沐浴在酸奶里
And I don't look good in leggings
我穿紧身裤不好看
You just don't get it
你就是不明白
And we've never been to Boston in the fall
我们从未在秋天去波士顿
Pass the chips
把钱递给我
Who's got the remote control Here it is
谁有遥控器在这里
Time for Heraldo
是时候祭出Heraldo
It's definately time for Loch Nech
现在肯定是去内湖的时候了
Ohh I don't like this show
我不喜欢这场演出
Hey look I found a quarter
嘿看我找到一个25美分的硬币
