笨小笨My Attorney Bernie歌词由Jessica Molaskey&Dave Frishberg演唱，出自专辑《At The Algonquin》，下面是《My Attorney Bernie》完整版歌词！
My Attorney Bernie歌词完整版
My Attorney Bernie - Jessica Molaskey/Dave Frishberg
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I'm impressed
让我刮目相看
With my attorney Bernie
和我的律师伯尼在一起
I'm impressed
让我刮目相看
With his influential friends
和他有影响力的朋友在一起
He's got very big connections
他人脉很广
So I follow his directions
所以我听从他的指引
Bernie knows his way around
伯尼深谙此道
And so I always do what Bernie recommends
所以我总是听从伯尼的建议
I am blessed
我很幸运
With my attorney Bernie
和我的律师伯尼在一起
I'm impressed
让我刮目相看
With the way he runs the store
他经营这家商店的样子
He's got Dodger season boxes
他有道奇队的季卡
And an office full of foxes
办公室里全是狐朋狗友
It's amazing all the different things
奇妙的是各种各样的东西
Your average guy could you might lawyer for
普通人你能否请律师
Bernie tells me what to do
伯尼告诉我该怎么做
Bernie lays it on the line
伯尼直言不讳
Bernie says we sue we sue
伯尼说我们起诉我们起诉
Bernie says we sign we sign
伯尼说我们签了我们就签了
I'm in touch
我在联系
With my attorney Bernie
和我的律师伯尼在一起
In a clutch
紧紧抓牢
He can speed right to the scene
他可以直奔现场
And if I'm locked up in the jail
如果我被关在监狱里
With just one phone call for my bail
只需要一个保释金的电话
He said to call his club collect
他说给他的夜店打去对方付费电话
Or deal directly with his answering machine
或者直接接听他的电话
And when I dine
当我吃饭时
With my attorney Bernie
和我的律师伯尼在一起
He buys wine
他买酒
From the rare imported rack
来自珍稀进口架
That's 'cause Bernie is a purist
那是因为伯尼是个纯粹主义者
And not your polyester tourist
而不是你的游客
Bernie waves the glass around awhile
伯尼把杯子挥了一下
Then takes a sip and always sends it back
浅尝一口总是回味无穷
Bernie tells me what to do
伯尼告诉我该怎么做
Bernie lays it on the line
伯尼直言不讳
Bernie says we sue we sue
伯尼说我们起诉我们起诉
Bernie says we sign we sign
伯尼说我们签了我们就签了
I admire
我敬佩
My attorney Bernie
我的律师伯尼
I admire
我敬佩
Any guy who knows his stuff
任何一个了解自己的人
Sure we blew a couple ventures
我们肯定搞砸了几次冒险
With a counterfeit debentures
用一张假债券
But you win a few you lose a few
但你有赢也有输
Like Bernie says "You keep on hanging tough"
就像伯尼说的你坚持不懈
Thanks to you
多亏了你
My attorney Bernie
我的律师伯尼
Thanks to you
多亏了你
I'm considered well to do
大家都认为我做得很好
We made out like a bandit
我们就像强盗一样亲热
Just exactly like you planned it
就像你计划的那样
But like Murray my accountant
但就像Murray一样我的会计
Told me yesterday I owe it all to you
昨天告诉我这一切都是你的功劳
Bernie tells me what to do
伯尼告诉我该怎么做
Bernie lays it on the line
伯尼直言不讳
Bernie says we sue we sue
伯尼说我们起诉我们起诉
Bernie says we sign we sign
伯尼说我们签了我们就签了
On the dotted line
在虚线上
