笨小笨Tampon Song (Explicit)歌词由Def FX演唱，出自专辑《Collect， Vol. 1 (Explicit)》，下面是《Tampon Song (Explicit)》完整版歌词！
Tampon Song (Explicit)歌词完整版
We are looking for young tanned blondes who can swim on their rags wearing white
We need sugar coated euphemisms and make up, cue cards and a spunky young guy
Suddenly we spotted Bambi and Fifi and offered them money to act carefree and randy
We promised them they’d be on tv, in the press! At least someone is having a period all financial year.
Our advertising director was most impressed, Fifi and Bambi were just the sort needed to help us
Create and dictate the minds of the menstruating public.
Sunny happy raunchy, always at the beach. Isn’t that what life’s all about for pretty young girls?
Well that's what we'd have them believe after we run and rerun our tampon commercial.
I'm a young tanned blonde and I work hard to be one
I douche regularly to cover up the smells of my femininity.
I'm so happy to spend lots of money so I can be pure and acceptable socially.
I'm so lucky there's a feminine hygiene product for every day of the week.
It's so much fun to go shopping for that special time of the month.
So many tampons to choose from for my summer of frolicking and fun.
I'm not inconvenienced by my biological inheritance.
I make sure I subdue it into insignificance!
Plug it up push it away out of sight,
So I feel pure delightful and nice
I need to hide my menstruating all that blood is very embarrassing.
But what's all this emphasis on small and soft?
I want my tampons big and hard like my cocks!
I want to be turned on by my tampon.
Come on baby shoot me with a big white bullet.
