笨小笨It’s a Most Unusual Play， Feel Like Throwing My Tickets Away (Live)歌词由Allan Sherman演唱，出自专辑《My Name Is Allan (Not My Name Is Barbra Streisand)》，下面是《It’s a Most Unusual Play， Feel Like Throwing My Tickets Away (Live)》完整版歌词！
It’s a Most Unusual Play， Feel Like Throwing My Tickets Away (Live)歌词完整版
It’s a Most Unusual Play, Feel Like Throwing My Tickets Away (Live) - Allan Sherman
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It's a most unusual play;
这是一出不同寻常的戏
Feel like throwing my tickets away
我想把我的票子扔掉
'Cause the boy gets the boy
因为男孩得到了男孩
And the girl gets the girl
女孩得到了女孩
And it's way too far off Broadway
离百老汇太远了
It's a most unusual plot
这是一个不同寻常的情节
Which I've either blocked
我要么屏蔽了
Out or forgot;
走出或遗忘；
I don't know what it means
我不知道什么意思
But they all wear blue jeans
可他们都穿着蓝色牛仔裤
And they scratch themselves
他们会抓伤自己
Quite a lot
不少
There's no scenery
没有风景
There's no lighting
没有灯光
There's no costumes;
没有服装；
Oh what art
什么艺术
If there only were no house lights
如果没有灯光就好了
I would sneak up
我会偷偷靠近
The aisle and depart
在过道上离去
There's a most unusual scene
这是最不同寻常的场景
Where this man dates
这个男人约会的地方
This Xerox machine
这台影印机
So his girlfriend gets mad
所以他的女朋友很生气
And she murders the cad
她干掉了那个家伙
To the tune of "Begin the Beguine"
伴着《开始贝根因》的曲调
In this most unusual
在这不同寻常的时刻
Most unusual most unusual play
最不寻常的游戏
Oh the language is a bit loose;
语言有点随意；
It's decidedly not Mother Goose
这肯定不是鹅妈妈
Outside on the marquee
外面的帐篷里
This quotation you'll see:
这个报价你会看到：
"I was shocked "
我震惊不已
And it's signed Lenny Bruce
署名是LennyBruce
It's a play where
这是一场戏
Something went wrong
出了问题
'Cause it's five hours
因为已经五个小时了
Twelve minutes long
十二分钟
If you sit there my friend
如果你坐在那里我的朋友
From beginning to end
从头到尾
Then your bladder better be strong
那你最好让自己强大起来
There are people hitting people;
有人打人；
There's a couple in a cage
有一对被关在笼子里的情侣
There's neurotics
有神经病
There's narcotics
有那种东西
And the bathroom is
浴室里
Right on the stage
就在舞台上
It's a great big critical smash
这是一场轰动一时的轰动
And it's raking in all kinds of cash
挣到了很多钱
But the theater's appalling
可这场面糟糕透顶
With things that are crawling;
有爬行的东西；
I think I am getting a rash
我想我要出疹子了
From this most unusual
从这不同寻常的时刻
Most unusual most unusual play
最不寻常的游戏
