笨小笨The Old Payola Roll Blues歌词由Stan Freberg演唱，出自专辑《Big Time (All Out 60’s)》，下面是《The Old Payola Roll Blues》完整版歌词！
The Old Payola Roll Blues歌词完整版
The Old Payola Roll Blues - Stan Freberg
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Written by：Stan Freberg
Alright we got the tenor sax vocal group
好吧我们有男高音萨克斯组合
Piano drums and guitar
钢琴架子鼓和吉他
We're all set to make a hit rock roll record
我们都准备好制作一张热门摇滚专辑
Now let's hear it
现在让我们听听
Hold it hold it something's missing
等一下等一下好像缺少了什么
A teenage idol man
十几岁的偶像
You don't have a teenage idol
你没有少年时期的偶像
Oh yeah yeah wait here I'll get one
在这里等着我去拿一根
Hey kid
嘿孩子
Who me
谁是我
Yeah can you sing
你能否歌唱
No
不
Good come with me
很好跟我来
Say where were you going just now
你刚才要去哪里
I was on my way to high school
我在上高中的路上
Perfect
完美的
Now you stand up there in front of that
现在你站在我面前
Microphone and say high school when I point at ya
当我指着你的时候用麦克风说你是高中生
Kid you're gonna be a big record star
孩子你会成为唱片巨星
Oo oo
哦哦
Hey that's good too throw that in now here we go
嘿这也很好扔进去现在我们开始吧
High school oo oo
高中
High school oo oo
高中
High school
高中
High school
高中
High school
高中
Oo oo
哦哦
Hey wait a minute
嘿等一下
What did you put that on the end for
你为什么要那样做
Well it was just a little you know embellishment
这只是一点点缀而已
Oh yeah you keep that up and the first thing you know
你坚持不懈你知道的第一件事
This record'll swing
这张唱片会天翻地覆
And then were will we be
然后我们会不会
Yeah
Okay you guys that's the first side
好了各位这是第一面
Isn't that a kinda short song
这不是一首很短的歌吗
Yeah it gets more plays that way
这样的话会越来越多
Oh I see
我明白了
Oh by the way what's your name
对了你叫什么名字
Clyde ankle
Clyde脚踝
Perfect
完美的
But I can't sing
但我不会唱歌
What's that got to do with anything
这又有什么关系
You got all the requirements
你有所有的要求
A pretty face and a pompadour
漂亮的脸蛋梳着高发辫
Well do I get to pose beside a tiger
我是不是可以在老虎旁边摆姿势
Nah that's been done
已经过去了
Maybe we'll get you a moose
也许我们会给你买一头鹿
Well maybe now I can have my adnoids taken out
也许现在我可以让人把我的肾上腺取出来
What and ruin your amature standing
毁掉你的爱情
Well could you at least get me a date with that mouseketeer
That's grown up
已经长大了
Alright we'll see
好吧我们走着瞧
Oh boy
男孩
Ah now you're gonna go three nights a week
现在你一周要出去三次
For finger snapping lessons
学习打手指
Oo I've wanted to do that for as long as I've
这是我长久以来的愿望
Been in show biz
一直在娱乐圈混
Hey wait a second
嘿等一下
How long have you been in show biz
你进入演艺圈多久了
About a minute and a half
大概一分半钟
Oh now let's see if you can act humble
现在让我们看看你能否谦虚一点
In front of the press
在媒体面前
Okay oh I'll never replace elvis
好吧我永远无法取代Elvis
All right
好吧
He's the king
他是国王
All right all right all ready
好了好了准备好了
Don't over do it
不要做得太过火
Hey how can we be sure
我们怎么能确定
The girls are gonna scream at me
姑娘们会冲着我尖叫
Ah don't worry will ya kid
别担心孩子
I got a screaming machine right here
我这里有个尖叫机器
Yeah
It replaces a teenage audiance
它取代了青少年时期的观众
We put it in the back of the
我们把它放在车后座上
Auditorium push the button panicsville here listen
礼堂里按下按钮这里危机四伏听着
Will you get out of that drummer's lap
你能否从鼓手的怀抱里挣脱出来
Wow bent my cymbal man
把我的钹都弄弯了朋友
Now here's some variations
这里有一些变化
Whoops wrong croud
糟糕透顶
Well let's do the other side of the record
好吧让我们来看看唱片的另一面
I'll turn on the machine here and there
我会在这里打开机器在那里打开机器
Uh huh
Yeah so you can you know get conditioned to it
所以你可以你知道习以为常
Yeah okay
好吧
What am I gonna use for words on this side
我该用什么来形容这世界
Who cares
谁在乎
Say the first thing that comes into your head
说出你脑海里的第一句话
Okay what are you gonna do with that sharp stick
好吧你要拿着锋利的武器做什么
Oh never mind what I'm gonna do with it
别管我要拿它怎么办
Just sing will ya
放声歌唱好吗
Here we go
我们开始吧
Well I was on my way to high school
我在上高中的路上
When a guyyyyyyyyy came through the door woo
当一个男人走进门来
And he said he was gonna make me a bigggggggg
他说他要让我变成大人物
Record star
唱片之星
I said I can't sing woo
我说我不会唱歌
He said it doesn't matter woo
他说没关系
He said you got a pretty face and a pommmmpadour
他说你长着一张漂亮的脸蛋
Aaaaaahh
啊
Don't need anything
什么都不需要
But a pretty face mm woo
但是一张漂亮的脸
And long black hair to toss ooo
留着一头乌黑的长发
With the possssssible exception of blue cross ooo
除了蓝色十字架
Oh perfect stick with me kid
完美无瑕跟着我吧孩子
Clyde ankle is gonna jump up the charts
Clyde的脚踝会登上排行榜
He is if you keep on with that stick man
如果你继续拿着枪他就完蛋了朋友
All right
好吧
Well you really think you can get any disc jockeys
你真以为你能找到DJ吗
To play my songs
播放我的歌
It's getting tougher but
日子越来越艰难但是
I'm on my way to see one right now
我马上就去见一个
Any other side the riten
不管在哪里都可以
Oh boy
男孩
Right after I stop off at the bank
就在我去银行之后
Ha the old payola roll blues huh
以前的钞票卷着百元大钞
What kind of a crack is that
那是什么样的裂缝
That's an insult to my integrity
这是对我人格的侮辱
