笨小笨I’m an Ordinary Man歌词由Rex Harrison演唱，出自专辑《I Cried All The Way To The Altar (Forgotten Fifties)》，下面是《I’m an Ordinary Man》完整版歌词！
I’m an Ordinary Man歌词完整版
I'm an Ordinary Man - Rex Harrison
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I'm an ordinary man
我是个普通人
Who desires nothing more than just this ordinary chance
除了这平凡的机会别无所求
To live exactly as he likes and do precisely what he wants
过自己喜欢的生活做自己想做的事
An average man am I of no eccentric whim
我是个普通人没有什么古怪的念头
Who likes to live his life free of strife
他喜欢无忧无虑地生活
Doing whatever he thinks is best for him
做他认为对他最好的事
Just an ordinary man
只是一个普通人
But let a woman in your life and your serenity is through
但是让一个女人走进你的生活你的平静就此消失
She'll redecorate your home from the cellar to the dome
她会把你的家从头装修一新从地下室到屋顶
And then go on to the enthralling fun of overhauling you
然后继续享受彻底改造你的乐趣
Oh let a woman in your life and you're up against a wall
让一个女人走进你的生活你陷入绝境
Make a plan and you will find
做好计划你会发现
She has something else in mind
她心里有别的想法
And so rather than do either you do something else
所以你不愿做任何事你可以做点别的事
That neither likes at all
两个人都不喜欢
You want to talk of Keats and Milton
你想谈谈济慈和密尔顿
She only wants to talk of love
她只想谈情说爱
You go to see a play or ballet and spend it searching for her glove
你去看戏剧或者芭蕾舞然后把钱花在寻找她的手套上
Oh let a woman in your life
让一个女人走进你的生命里
And you invite eternal strife
你带来永恒的纷争
Let them buy their wedding bands for those anxious little hands
让他们为那些焦虑不安的小手买结婚戒指吧
I'd be equally as willing for a dentist to be drilling
我也愿意让一个牙医给我打钻
Than to ever let a woman in my life
也不愿让一个女人走进我的生命里
I'm a very gentle man
我是个很温柔的男人
Even tempered and good natured
性情温和温和
Who you never hear complain
你从未听过别人抱怨
Who has the milk of human kindness
By the quart in every vein
一点一滴地喝酒
A patient man am I down to my fingertips
耐心十足的男人我是否已经竭尽全力
The sort who never could ever would
这种人永远不会
Let an insulting remark escape his lips
让他出言不逊
Just an ordinary man
只是一个普通人
But Let a woman in your life
但是让一个女人走进你的生活
And patience hasn't got a chance
耐心已经没有机会
She will beg you for advice your reply will be concise
她会求你给她建议你的回答简明扼要
And she will listen very nicely and then go out
她会仔细聆听然后转身离去
And do exactly what she wants
做她想做的事
You are a man of grace and polish
你是一个风度翩翩的男人
Who never spoke above a hush
他从来不会沉默不语
All at once you're using language
突然之间你开口了
That would make a sailor blush
会让水手脸红的
Oh let a woman in your life
让一个女人走进你的生命里
And you're plunging in a knife
你插着一把刀
Let the others of my sex tie the knot around their necks
让我身边的其他人和我激情缠绵
I prefer a new edition of the Spanish inquisition
我更喜欢全新的西班牙式审讯
Than to ever let a woman in my life
也不愿让一个女人走进我的生命里
I'm a quiet living man
我是个安静的人
Who prefers to spend the evening in the silence of his room
他宁愿在寂静的房间里度过夜晚
Who likes an atmosphere as restful as an undiscovered tomb
谁喜欢像未被发现的坟墓一样宁静的氛围
A pensive man am I of philosophical joys
我是个沉思的人我是不是很有哲理
Who likes to meditate contemplate
喜欢沉思的人
Free for humanities mad in human noise
人文学科的自由在人类的噪音中疯狂
Just a quiet living man
安安静静地活着
But let a woman in your life and your sabbatical is through
但是让一个女人走进你的生活你的休假就结束了
In a line that never ends comes an army of her friends
她的朋友成群结队地涌上心头
Come to jabber and to chatter
叽叽喳喳喋喋不休
And to tell her what the matter is with you
告诉她你到底怎么了
She'll have a booming boisterous family
她会拥有一个幸福美满的家庭
Who will descend on you uh mass
谁会降临在你身上
She'll have a large Wagnerian mother
她会有一个像Wagnerian一样的母亲
With a voice that shatters glass
声音震耳欲聋
Oh let a woman in your life
让一个女人走进你的生命里
Oh let a woman in your life
让一个女人走进你的生命里
Let a woman in your life
让一个女人走进你的生命里
I shall never let a woman in my life
我绝不会让女人走进我的生命里
