Tom Turkey歌词-Cannonball Statman

Tom Turkey歌词由Cannonball Statman演唱，出自专辑《Tom Turkey》，下面是《Tom Turkey》完整版歌词！

Tom Turkey歌词完整版

There’s this guy

Calls my phone

And he won’t leave

Me alone

We’re all sitting in the corner

Sharpening pencils

We’re all so bored

But sometimes we pay the bills

There’s this dude

Throws me a bone

And I catch it

I have twenty days left to live

I’m getting ready

Her name is The Girl

She is freezing

I am broke

And so is she

I’d rather be a tree

Than pick up the phone

I’d rather be a talking tree

Who is guarding the bridge

To the other side of town

Me and Tom Turkey

There’s this boy

Was suicidal

He was over there jumping

Out my window

And I know

‘Cause he was me

I tried to get lunch

Turns out I’m never free

And there’s this dude

Throws me a bone

And I catch it

I have five days left to live

I’m getting ready

Her name is The Girl

She is angry

I am tired

And so is she

I’d rather be a tree

Than jump out the window

I’d rather be a talking tree

Who is driving the bus

To the other side of town

When the bridge is exploding

I’ve got a friend of mine

Sitting in my room

It’s always dangerous

When it’s too damn soon

And there’s this great big blindfold

Now nobody can see

And this is the part

We think is so funny

And there’s this dude

Throws me a bone

And I catch it

I have one day left to live

I’m getting ready

Her name is The Girl

We’re both crazy

I’m insane

Who wouldn’t be?

I’d rather be a tree

Than have a baby

I’d rather be a talking tree

Who is changing the world

On the other side of town

Cooking Tom Turkey