笨小笨We Like Them Girls (Explicit)歌词由Your Favorite Martian演唱，出自专辑《I Like Your Boobs， Go to Prom with Me? (Explicit)》，下面是《We Like Them Girls (Explicit)》完整版歌词！
We Like Them Girls (Explicit)歌词完整版
We Like Them Girls (Explicit) - Your Favorite Martian
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We like them girls with functioning vaginas
我们喜欢那些有着正常阴道的女孩
Functioning vaginas
正常运作的阴道
Functioning vagina-ginas
正常运作的女人
We like them girls with at least two limbs
我们喜欢四肢健全的女孩
At least two f**kin' limbs
至少有两条腿
And one is a leg what
一个是一条腿什么
We like them girls who can write their name
我们喜欢会写名字的女孩
Write it on a piece of paper
写在一张纸上
They can write their name right
他们可以把名字写对
We like them girls with functioning vaginas
我们喜欢那些有着正常阴道的女孩
Functioning vaginas
正常运作的阴道
Functioning vagina-ginas
正常运作的女人
I don't give a damn if a dame is ugly as sin
我不在乎女人是否丑陋不堪
With a bunch of scruff on her chin
她的下巴上挂着一堆乱七八糟的东西
And one functioning limb
一条还在运作的肢体
She could have a hundred babies
她可以生一百个孩子
From maybe 80 babies' daddies
八十个孩子的父亲
And crazy acne
还有疯狂的青春痘
I don't need a babe to make me happy
我不需要一个女人来让我快乐
She could be a Russian with a husband
她可能是有丈夫的俄罗斯人
Or even my second cousin
甚至是我的远房表亲
As long as she doesn't bust on my lovin'
只要她不辜负我的爱
End of discussion
讨论结束
She could be dyslexic
她可能有阅读障碍
With pits that are wretched
痛苦不堪
I'll even have sex if she's pregnant
如果她怀孕了我会和她尽情缠绵
As long as her vagina ain't an arid desert
(Wow)
哇哦
We like them girls with functioning vaginas
我们喜欢那些有着正常阴道的女孩
Functioning vaginas
正常运作的阴道
Functioning vagina-ginas
正常运作的女人
We like them girls who can eat food eat food
我们喜欢吃得起饭的女孩
Give 'em some food
给他们点吃的
And they know what to do next
他们知道接下来该怎么做
We like them girls
我们喜欢那些女孩
That don't stab don't stab
不会伤人不会伤人
Don't stab don't stab don't stab
别伤害我
We like them girls with functioning vaginas
我们喜欢那些有着正常阴道的女孩
Functioning vaginas
正常运作的阴道
Functioning vagina-ginas
正常运作的女人
I need a girl
我需要一个女孩
Who can blow her nose and count her toes
谁能让她流鼻涕数脚趾头
And doesn't need help puttin' on her clothes
不需要别人帮她穿衣服
Walks on the sidewalk not in the street
走在人行道上而不是在大街上
Can at least get flip-flops on her feet
至少给她穿上人字拖
A girl that can form real words with her mouth
一个口齿伶俐的女孩
And color inside the lines
字里行间的色彩
Pass a first grade reading and math test
通过一年级阅读和数学测试
Don't gotta do the best
不必竭尽全力
She's potty trained and don't mess on the floor
她如饥似渴从不在地上胡作非为
I want her to speakBut less is more
我希望她开口说话但少即是多
Know how to think
懂得思考
Know how to blink
知道怎样眨眼
Hey girl whatcha sweatin' me for
嘿姑娘你为什么要对我步步紧逼
The type of girl I can take outside
那种女孩我可以带她出门
My standards ain't that high
我的标准没那么高
A girl that can make out shapes
一个能分辨形状的女孩
And knows that rain comes from the sky
知道雨从天而降
(Yeah)
（是啊）
We like them girls with functioning vaginas
我们喜欢那些有着正常阴道的女孩
Functioning vaginas
正常运作的阴道
Functioning vagina-ginas
正常运作的女人
We like them girls with at least two limbs
我们喜欢四肢健全的女孩
At least two f**kin' limbs
至少有两条腿
And one is a leg - what
一个是一条腿什么
We like them girls who can write their name
我们喜欢会写名字的女孩
Write it on a piece of paper
写在一张纸上
They can write their name right
他们可以把名字写对
We like them girls with functioning vaginas
我们喜欢那些有着正常阴道的女孩
Functioning vaginas
正常运作的阴道
Functioning vagina-ginas
正常运作的女人
Girl you could have A D D
姑娘你可以尽情放纵
(A D D )
一首歌
But I'll date you if you know your abc's
(Hell yeah)
没错
I need a girl girl
我需要一个女孩
We like them girls with functioning vaginas
我们喜欢那些有着正常阴道的女孩
Functioning vaginas
正常运作的阴道
Functioning vagina-ginas
正常运作的女人
We like them girls who can eat food eat food
我们喜欢吃得起饭的女孩
Give 'em some food
给他们点吃的
And they know what to do next
他们知道接下来该怎么做
We like them girls that don't stab don't stab
我们喜欢不会伤人的女孩
Don't stab don't stab don't stab
别伤害我
We like them girls with functioning vaginas
我们喜欢那些有着正常阴道的女孩
Functioning vaginas
正常运作的阴道
Functioning vagina-ginas
正常运作的女人
