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I'm sorry That is it
You barge in here and you don't knock
You have no respect for privacy No you wait
Can I just say one thing What
That's a relatively open weave I can still see
The One With The Boobies
Honey tell them the story about your patient
Who thinks things are other things
When the phone rings and she takes a shower
That's pretty much it
Now go away so we can talk about you
Okay I'll miss you
Lsn't he great He's cute He likes you so much
I know He's so sweet And so complicated you know
And for a shrink he's not too shrinky
Think you'll do it on his couch
I don't know That's a little weird
It's vinyl
Could I have We're all out Anybody else
Did I miss something
No she's still upset because I saw her boobies
What were you doing seeing her boobies
It was an accident I wasn't across the street with a telescope
Can we change the subject please
These aren't her boobies These are her breasts
Pheebs I was hoping for more of a change
I always liked Bazoombas
Gives them a Latin spin
Can we drop this already please
Why are you embarrassed They were very nice boobies
Nice They were nice
Okay Rock hard place Me
You're so funny
He's really funny
I wouldn't wanna be there when the laughter stops
Whoa back up there sparky
What did you mean by that
It seems that maybe you have intimacy issues
That you use your humor to keep people at a distance
I mean I just met you I don't know you from Adam
Only child right
Parents divorced before you hit puberty
Hey you guys You all know my dad right
How long are you in the city Two days I got a job
I'm better off staying with Joey
Than going back and forth on the ferry
I don't know this one This is my friend Roger
Good to meet you You too
What happened to the puppet guy Dad
Oh excuse me So Ross how's the wife
0 for 2 huh
Chandler say something funny
I love you but it's getting late Say hi Hey Ma
I made the appointment with Dr Bassida and
Excuse me
Did you know this isn't Ma
Her name's Ronni
She's a pet mortician
Sure
So how long you been
Remember when you were a kid I'd take you to the navy yard
Since then No it's only been six years
I wanted you to think of a nice memory so you'd know I'm not a terrible guy
What are you doing Chopping garlic
You don't crush it
You're having an affair I chop garlic It's a wacky world
Joe you ever been in love
I don't know Then you haven't
You're burning tomatoes You're one to talk
Your dad's in love The worst part is it's with two different women
Oh man Please tell me one of them is Ma
Of course one of them's Ma What's the matter with you
It's like if you woke up and found out
Your dad leads this double life
He's like actually some spy working for the ClA
That'd be cool
This blows
Do you think Dad cheated
I don't think so That would involve ***
I'd like to think that our parents don't do that
I know Why can't parents just stay parents
Why do they have to become people Why do they have
Why
Can't you stop staring at my breasts
What
What
Didn't you get a good enough look
We're all adults here There's only one way to resolve this
Since you saw her boobies you have to show her your pee pee
You know I don't see that happening
Come on He's right Tit for tat
Well I'm not showing you my tat
It's Phoebe And Rog
Come on up
Oh good Rog is here
What's the matter with Rog It's a little thing I hate that guy
So he was a little analytical That's what he does
Come on he's not that bad
You're wrong Why would I marry her
If I thought that she was a lesbian
I don't know Maybe you wanted your marriage to fail
Why Why would l Why
I don't know Maybe low self esteem
Maybe to compensate for overshadowing a sibling Maybe
Wait Go back to that sibling thing
Well I don't know
You could've sabotaged your marriage
So the sibling would feel like less of a failure
That's ridiculous I don't feel guilty for her failures
You think I'm a failure lsn't he good
Yeah No that's not what I was saying
I thought you were on my side
But maybe you sucked up to them so they'd favor you
I married a lesbian to make you look good
You're right I mean you're right
It wasn't just the Weebles but the Weeble Play Palace
And the Weeble's Cruise Ship
With this lifeboat for the Weebles to wobble in
And Mom just gave them all away
That's tough tough stuff
Pheebs we're gonna catch that movie we gotta go
Feel better We're gonna be late sweetie
Thanks for everything Mon No problem
Listen it was great seeing you again
Mon easy on those cookies okay
Remember they're just food they're not love
I hate that guy
Oh look It's the woman we ordered
Hey can we help you
No thanks I'm just waiting for Joey Tribbiani
I'm Joey Tribbiani
Oh no not you Big Joey Oh my God
You're so much cuter than your pictures
I'm Ronni
Cheese Nip
Joey's having an embolism but I'd go for a nip
Most people when their pets pass on
Want them like they're sleeping
Occasionally you get a person who wants them in a pose
Like chasing their tail
Or jumping to catch a Frisbee
Joey if I go first I wanna be looking for my keys
That's a good one Hey
Hey Dad Ronni's here
Hi Hey
Hello babe What are you doing here
Oh you left your hair at my place
I thought you'd need it tomorrow
Thank you
So who's up for a big game of Kerplunk
Look I shouldn't have come
I better go I'll miss the train
I don't want you taking that thing Where do I stay Here
We'll go to a hotel
We'll go to a hotel
No you won't No we won't
If you go to a hotel you'll be doing stuff
I want you here so I can keep an eye on you
You're gonna keep an eye on us Right
As long as you are under my roof
You're gonna live by my rules
That means no sleeping with your girlfriend
Wow he's strict
Dad you'll be in my room You can stay in Chandler's room
And Chandler will be
Out here with me bunking up
Oh bunking up If you smell s'mores don't be alarmed
Thanks You're a good kid
I'll show you to my room
That sounds weird not followed by No it's late
This is just for tonight Tomorrow you gotta change
Change
Break up with Ronni I can't
Then come clean with Ma This is not right
I don't wanna hear it Now go to my room
Hey kickie
What are you doing Getting comfortable
I can't sleep in my underwear Well you're gonna
I was thinking about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls
Are they end to end or tall like pancakes
You know how I date all these women
I always figured when the right one comes along
I'll be able to go the distance
You're not him you're you
No No No No
You chose the out of work actor business
That wasn't easy but you did it
I believe when the right woman comes along
You'll have the guts to say No thanks I'm married
You really think so Yeah I really do
Thanks Chandler Get off
Hi Hi May I help you Hi
Joey said I could use your shower since Chandler's in ours
Okay Who are you ok
Oh I'm Ronni Ronni Rapalono
The mistress
Come on in Thanks
I'm Rachel Bathroom's there
Ronni how long has Chandler been in the shower
Oh like five minutes
Perfect
Fasten your seat belts it's pee pee time
Hey Mr Trib Hey good morning dear
Chandler Bing it's time to see your thing
You were supposed to be in there so I'd see your thing
Sorry my thing was in there with me
How's it going Good
Roger's having a dinner thing He wanted me to invite you guys
So what's going on Nothing
It's just
It's Roger you know
There's something about
We just feel that he's
We hate that guy We hate him
We're sorry Pheebs
Don't you think it's just that he's so perceptive
It freaked you out
No we hate him
I'm sorry
Ma What are you doing here I came to give you this and this
Big ring
About making things right
Things were fine this way
There's chicken in there Put it away
For God's sake Joey Really
Hold on You knew Of course I knew What do you think
Your father is no James Bond
You should've heard his stories
I'm sleeping over at my accountant's
What is that Please So then how could you
Do you remember how your father used to be
Always yelling Nothing made him happy
Not that wood shop not those stupid little ships in the bottle
Now he's happy I mean it's nice He has a hobby
Ma I don't mean to be disrespectful
But what the hell are you talking about
I mean what about you Me I'm fine
Look honey in an ideal world
There'd be no her and your father would look like Sting
And something else：
Ever since that poodle stuffer came along
He's so ashamed of himself that he's been more attentive
He's been more loving It's like every day is our anniversary
I'm happy for you Well don't be
Now everything's screwed up
I just want it the way it was
Ma I'm sorry
I know you did cookie I know you did
So tell me Did you see her
Yeah
You're 10 times prettier than she is That's sweet
Could I take her
With this ring no contest
Oh no Don't ever do that oh
What I'm sorry
I have a thing which means you can't ever do that
What's wrong sweetie Nothing
No what's wrong Come on Okay
It's nothing I'm fine It's just It's my friends
They have a liking problem with you
In that they don't
They don't They don't
But they don't see all the wonderfulness that I see
They don't see all the good and sweet stuff
They think you're a little What
Intense and creepy
Oh But I don't Me Phoebe oh
I'm not at all surprised about that That's why you're so great
It's quite typical behavior
When you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic
You know this kind of codependent emotionally stunted
Sitting in your stupid coffeehouse with your stupid big cups
Which might as well have nipples on them
And you're all like Oh define me Define me
Love me I need love
You talked to your dad
He's gonna keep cheating on Ma like she wanted
Ma will keep pretending she doesn't know
And my sister Tina can't see her husband
He got a restraining order
Which has nothing to do with it I found out today
Things have changed here on Waltons'mountain
So Joey are you okay Yeah I guess
It's just You know they're parents
After a certain point you gotta let go
You gotta let them make their own mistakes
And think in a few years we'll turn into them
Oh please
If I turn into my parents I'll be an alcoholic blond chasing men
Or I'll end up like my mom
Hey Hey Pheebs
How's it going
Okay except I broke up with Roger
Yeah right No no really
What happened I don't know I mean
He's a good person and he can be really sweet
In some ways I think he is so right for me
It's just I hate that guy
Hi Joey What's going on Hi
Clear the tracks for the boobie payback
Next stop Rachel Greene
Joey what the hell were you doing
Sorry wrong boobies
Hello Joey
