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Mom would you relax

That was 10 blocks from here and she was walking alone at night

I would never do that

Mom come on stop worrying

This is a safe street This is a safe building There's nothing

Oh my God What are you doing in here

Mom I gotta go IT gotta go

Oh my God

That's fine you just read the paper

I'm gonna get a pot

It's not for you

Okay that's fine

Read the Family Circus

Enjoy the gentle comedy

Oh my God my God my God my God

It's open you guys

Can I help you

Does Phoebe still live here

No she doesn't But I can get a message to her

Great Just tell her her husband stopped by

Her what

How did you do that

This is unbelievable Pheebs How can you be married

I'm not married married you know

He's just a friend and he's gay

And he was from Canada and he needed a Green Card

I can't believe you married Duncan

How could you not tell me We told each other everything

I'm sorry but I knew if I told you you'd get judgmental

And wouldn't approve

Of course I wouldn't approve

You were totally in love with this guy who hello was gay

What the hell were you thinking

See And you thought she'd be judgmental

I wasn't in love with him I was helping out a friend

When he left town you stayed in your pajamas for a month

And I saw you eat a cheeseburger

Well didn't you

I might have

I can't believe you didn't tell me

Like you tell me everything

What have I not told you

The fact that the underwear out on the telephone pole is yours

From when you had ***with Bobby on the terrace

What

Wait a minute Who told you

You are dead meat

I didn't know it was a big secret

Oh it's not big Not at all

IKind of the same as say

I don't know having a third nipple

You *****

Whip it out Whip it out

There's nothing to see It's a tiny bump It's totally useless

As opposed to your other multi functional nipples

I can't believe you You told me it was a nubbin

Joey what did you think a nubbin was

You see something you hear a word I thought that's what it was

Let me see it again Yes show us your nubbin

Joey was in a porno movie

If I'm going down I'm taking everybody with me

Oh my God You were in a porno

I was young and I just wanted a job

But I couldn't go through with it

They let me be the guy who fixes the copier but can't

Because there's people having ***on it

That is wild

What's it shaped like ls it hairy

What happens if you flick it

So does it do anything you know special

Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance

To the magical land of Narnia

In some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility

You get the best huts and women dance naked around you

Are any of these cultures per chance in the Tri State area

You know you are so amazing Is there anything you don't know

Julie's so smart Julie's so special

I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did

But he's with her now You'll have to get over it

Oh I'm going to have to get over it

I didn't know that's what I had to do I just have to get over it

Sassy lady Where are you going

I'm meeting Duncan He's skating tonight at the Garden

He's in the Capades

The lce Capades No the Gravel Capades

The turns aren't as fast but when Snoopy falls Funny

I can't believe you'd dress up for him

You're setting yourself up all over again

Okay no

For your information I'm seeing him so I can put those feelings behind me

The reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice

To look nice for your gay husband

Darn it we're all out of milk

Chandler will you fill me up here

Okay sweetie I'll see you later

See you later Rach Bye bye Julie

Come on cut it out

Can I ask you something Sure

What

Come on talk to me

What's the longest you've been in a relationship before

Having the ***

Why Who's not Are you and Julie not

Are you and Julie not having ***

Technically

No

Is it because she's so cold in bed

Or because she's kind of bossy makes it feel like school

No She's great And it's not like we haven't done anything

We do plenty of other stuff Lots of other stuff like

No Don't need to know the details

No it's just

It's me

I've only been with one woman my whole life

And she turned out to be a lesbian

So now I've got myself all psyched out

It's become like this

This thing

You must just think I'm weird

No I don't think it's weird

I think in fact

Ln fact you know what I think What

I think it's ***y

Let me tell you something As a woman

There is nothing ***ier

Than a man who does not want to have ***

No kidding

You know what I'd do

I'd wait

You'd wait Absolutely I would wait

And wait

Then I'd wait some more

Really

She tells you she's gonna have ***with another man

That just means it's working

Women really want this

More than jewelry

Look at you You look great

Do l Thank you

So do you Sparkly

This is pretty wonderful Mr Major Capades Guy

I remember when you were just King Friday in Mr Roger's Ice Is Nice

You always said I'd make it

Well you know I'm kind of spooky that way

Gosh I missed you

Now

Oh Right Okay

Ole

What

The Matador

Ole

Sweetie can you hold this for a second

Sorry you had a paleontologist on your face

But it's gone now You're all right

Hi everyone

I wanted to thank you for our little talk before

No problem So you're gonna go with the waiting thing

I was going to but after I talked to you I talked to Joey

Good What did he say

He told me to get over myself and just do it

I thought about what you said and about what he said

And his way I get to have ***tonight so

Why it's Joey's porno movie

Pop it in

I'm fine if you're okay watching a video

Filled with two nippled people

People having ***That's just what I need to see

What's wrong with people having ***

Well you know these movies are offensive

And degrading to women and females

And the lighting's always unflattering

Monica help me out here Hell I wanna see Joey

So is there a story Or do they just start doing it right

Oh Never mind

Wait a minute That is the craziest typing test I've ever seen

All I say is she'd better get the job

Looks to me like he's the one getting the job

Here I come

See I'm coming to fix the copier

I can't get to the copier I'm thinkingWhat do I do

So I just watch them have ***

Then I say Here's my line

You know that's bad for the paper tray

Nice work my friend

Wait you see me again Hang on the guy's butt's blocking me

There I am There I am There I am

So what's up You came to see me yesterday

I kind of need a divorce

Kay

How come

Actually I'm getting married again

What

I don't know how to tell you this

I'm straight

I don't understand How can you be straight

You're so smart and funny

And you throw such great Academy Award parties

That's what I kept telling myself

But you reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore

How long have you known

I guess on some level I always knew I was straight

I thought I was supposed to be something else

I'm an ice dancer all my friends are gay I was just trying to fit in

And there's actually a woman

Her name's Debra

Well is she the first that you've been with

I've never told you this

But there were one or two times back in college when

I'd get drunk go to a straight bar

And wake up with a woman next to me

I told myself it was the liquor and everyone experiments in college

Sure

Now I know I don't have a choice I was born this way

I don't know what to say

You're married to someone for six years and you think you know him

And then one day he says Oh I'm not gay

I'm still me

Why couldn't you just have figured this out six years ago

You know it still smells like monkey in there

That saves us the conversation

This has been great but I'm officially wiped

Me too We should get going

No Come on you guys

Come on it's only 1 1:30

Let's just talk We never just hang out and talk anymore

Rachel that's all we do

Maybe that's all we do What about Julie

What about Julie

You have been in our lives for nearly two months now

And we don't really know you

I mean who is Julie

What do you like What don't you like

We want to know everything

Well that could take awhile

So

I got the time to get to know Julie

I know her pretty well Can I go

That's fine

Let's start with your childhood What was that like

In a nutshell

So have you told your parents

No but it'll be okay They're pretty cool

My brother's straight so

Here you go

You know what I just have one more question

If you had figured this out sooner and I had been around

Do you think l would have been the one

No Don't tell me

I don't think either answer would make me feel better Here

I love you Phoebe

So your brother's straight huh

Seriously

And my second grade teacher was Miss Thomas

Mrs Gobb

No Cobb Like cobb salad

What exactly is in a cobb salad

I'm going home

Boy that Julie's a talker huh

Good night

It's pretty late You're probably not still planning on

No I am

Are you nervous

I have done it before

I mean how are you gonna handle it

Are you gonna talk about it beforehand Are you just gonna pounce

I don't know I guess I'm just gonna

See what happens

Good luck

What

Nothing

It is your first time with her and if the first time doesn't go well

Well then that's pretty darn hard to recover from

Okay now I'm nervous

Maybe you should put it off

No I don't want to put it off

I spent last year being so unbelievably miserable

And now I'm actually happy

You know I mean really happy

I just don't wanna

I don't wanna mess it up you know

I know

It's not your fault

Right

Maybe it doesn't have to be this tough

Maybe you were on the right track with that whole spontaneous thing

Women really like that Really

I mean if it were me I'd want you to

I don't know catch me off guard with a really

Good kiss

Really sort of soft at first

And then maybe brush the hair away from my face

And then look far into my eyes

In a way that lets me know something

Amazing is about to happen

And then I don't know then

You'd pull me really close to you so that

So that I'd be pressed up right against you

And it would get kind of

Sweaty

And blurry

And then it's just happening

Thanks Rach Good night

Oh God

Good morning

Well somebody got some last night

Twice