笨小笨Making Whoopie歌词由Eddie Cantor演唱，出自专辑《I Cried All The Way To The Altar (Forgotten Fifties)》，下面是《Making Whoopie》完整版歌词！
Making Whoopie歌词完整版
Making Whoopie - Eddie Cantor
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Every time I hear that march from Lohengrin
每当我听到罗恩格林的进行曲
I am always on the outside looking in
我总是在外面寻找
Maybe that is why I see the funny side
也许这就是为什么我看到了可笑的一面
When I see your fallen brother take a bride
当我看见你死去的兄弟娶了一位新娘
Weddings make a lot of people sad
婚礼让很多人伤心
But if you're not the groom
但如果你不是新郎
It's not so bad
没那么糟
Another bride another June
另一个新娘又是一个六月
Another sunny honeymoon
又一次阳光明媚的蜜月
Another season another reason
新的季节新的理由
For makin' whoopee
让我欢呼雀跃
A lot of shoes a lot of rice
很多鞋子很多大米
The groom is nervous he answers twice
新郎很紧张他回答了两次
It's really killing that he's so willing
他竟然愿意这样做真的很伤人
To make whoopee
制造欢乐
Picture a little love nest
想象一个爱巢
Down where the roses cling
在玫瑰盛开的地方
Picture the same sweet love nest
想象着同样甜蜜的爱巢
Think what a year can bring
想想这一年能带来什么
He's washing dishes and baby clothes
他在洗盘子洗婴儿衣服
He's so ambitious he even sews
他雄心勃勃他甚至亲自动手
But don't forget folks
但是不要忘记朋友们
That's what you get folks
朋友们这就是你的下场
For makin' whoopee
让我欢呼雀跃
Another year or maybe less
再等一年或者更短的时间
What's this I hear
我听到了什么
Well can't you guess
你猜不到吗
She fells neglected and he's suspected
她觉得被忽视他被怀疑
Of makin' whoopee
欢呼雀跃
She sits alone most every night
她几乎每天晚上都独自坐着
He doesn't phone or even write
他不打电话也不写信
He says he's busy but she says is he
他说他很忙可她说他是不是
He's makin' whoopee
他大赚一笔
He doesn't make much money
他挣不到多少钱
Five thousand dollars per
每个人五千美元
Some judge who thinks he's funny
一个自以为是的法官
Says you'll pay six to her
你说你会给她六分钱
He says now judge suppose I fail
他说法官假设我失败了
The judge says budge right into jail
法官说赶紧走进监狱
You'd better keep her
你最好留住她
You'll find it's cheaper
你会发现便宜多了
Than makin' whoopee
也不想制造麻烦
