笨小笨Shopping for Clothes歌词由The Coasters演唱，出自专辑《You Wear It Well: A Decade of All Dressed-up Pop， R’n’R & Country Songs - 1953-1962》，下面是《Shopping for Clothes》完整版歌词！
Shopping for Clothes歌词完整版
Shoppin' For Clothes - The Coasters
I was shopping for a suit the other day
And walked into the department store
I stepped on the elevator and told the girl
"Dry goods floor"
When I got off I saw a salesman was coming to me
He said "Now what can I do for you"
I said "Well go in there and show me all the sport's clothes
Like you're supposed to"
He said "Well sure come on in buddy
Dig these fabrics we got laid out on the shelf"
He said "Pick yourself one out
Try it on stand in the mirror and dig yourself"
Ohhhhhh That suit's pure herringbone
Ohhhhhh Yeah that's a suit I'd like to own
Ohhhhhh Buddy that suit is you
Ohhhhhh Yeah I believe it too
I see for the business man you feature the natural shoulder
That retail wholesale indeed
It's got the custom cuffs and the walking short
He said "And I'm gonna let you have at a steal"
And for the playboy you have the latest in tweed
With the cut-away flap over twice
It's a box-back two button western model
He said "Now ain't that nice"
Ohhhhhh Them buttons are solid gold
Ohhhhhh You made a deal sold
Ohhhhhh That collar's pure camel hair
Ohhhhhh Well you can just set it down right in that chair
Now you go back there and you get that paper
And let me sign on the dotted line
And I'll make sure I get all my payments in right on time
Hey wait a minute buddy
Let me go back there and do a little checking on you
Then the man come back
He said "I'm sorry man my but your credit didn't go through"
Why what you mean
Ohhhhhh Ain't this a shame
Ohhhhhh My heart's in pain
Ohhhhhh Pure pure herringbone
Ohhhhhh That's a suit you'll never own
Oh Lord have mercy
