Leaking The English Whinging Song歌词-Captain Festus McBoyle

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Leaking The English Whinging Song - Captain Festus McBoyle

Lyrics by：Captain Festus McBoyle

Composed by：Captain Festus McBoyle

Arranged by：Captain Festus McBoyle

Sometimes life seems like just a series of curve balls

有时候 生活像是一连串的曲线球

Quite frankly that's the way it's been of late

坦率地说 这就是最近的情况

It seems like everything in my world is leaking and quite frankly

似乎我的世界里的一切都漏了

There's nothing better when you are English

坦率地说 当你是一个讲英语的人的时候

Than having a Blimmin' good whinge and getting it out of your system

没有什么比你好好吐槽 更能释放你自己了

And that is exactly what I intend to do with you right now

而这正是我打算和你做的

Here we go

现在我们开始吧

I've got something I'd like to share with you

我有件事想和你分享

Seems my whole world is leaking

似乎我的整个世界都漏了

They say a problem shared is a problem halved

俗话说 和人分享一个问题问题就能减半

Don't know if that's true

不知道这是不是真的

I guess I'll have to fix it soon

我想我必须尽快解决这个问题

I gets up Monday and my roof is leaking

周一起床时 我的屋顶正在漏水

Water coming down all over the walls all over the carpets

墙壁上到处都是水 地毯上都是水

The floors are swelling hell of a mess I tell you

地板在膨胀 我告诉你这是个大麻烦

But my mate Bob is a well ironically he's a builder

讽刺的是 我的朋友鲍勃是一个建筑工人

Comes over has a look and he says

他走过来 看了看 然后说

Yeah it's your iron mate got to fix that

是的 伙计 是你的房顶出了问题

Might have to replace it

必须解决这个问题 可能需要更换它

And he says

然后他说

You know what we'll do

你知道我们要做什么

I guess we'll have to fix that

我想我们必须要解决这个问题

I guess we'll have to fix that

我想我们必须要解决这个问题

I guess we'll have to fix that soon

我想我们必须尽快解决这个问题

Gets up Tuesday and you wouldn't believe it

周二起来 你不会相信

The washing machine starts leaking

洗衣机开始漏水了

Water all over the floor and there's big piles of washing

地板上都是水 还有大堆的衣服

The wife will not be happy

老婆不高兴了

Fortunately I've got a mate called Stan

幸运的是 我有个叫斯坦的朋友

Who's pretty good with things like washing machines

他对洗衣机这种东西很在行

Comes over has a look and he says

他走过来 看了看 然后说

Yeah your seals have gone mate you know what we'll do

是的 你的密封条坏了 伙计 你知道我们该怎么做

I guess we'll have to fix that soon

我想我们必须尽快修好它

I've got something I'd like to share with you

我有件事想和你分享

Seems my whole world is leaking

似乎我的整个世界都漏了

A problem shared is a problem halved

俗话说 和人分享一个问题问题就能减半

Don't know if that's true

不知道这是不是真的

I guess I'll have to fix that soon

我想我必须尽快解决这个问题

Course then Wednesday I gets up has a look at the car

周三我起床后看了看车

And there's oil all over the driveway

车道上到处都是油

You wouldn't believe it

你不会相信的

Anyway gets me mate old Fred over he has a look and he says

总之 我把我的伙伴老弗雷德叫来 他看了看 然后说

Yeah it's your master cylinder we'll have to fix that mate not cheap

是的 是你的主缸 我们必须修理它 不便宜

But you know it's got to be done and that oil on the driveway

但你知道 必须要这么做 车道上的油也得处理

You know what we'll have to do

你知道我们要做什么

I guess we'll have to fix that soon

我想我们必须尽快解决这个问题

Anyway gets to Thursday yeah

总之 到了星期四

Has a look outside and rains been getting in through the sunroof on the car

我看了看外面 雨已经从车的天窗进来了

Honestly all over the carpets all round the wiring

老实说 毯子上到处都是 线头上也是

And I love my car so I'm going to have to fix that

我爱我的车 所以我必须要解决这个问题

Fortunately I've got a friend called Cyril

幸运的是 我有个朋友叫西里尔

He comes over and he's a bit of a whizz with windows has a quick look

他过来了 他对窗子很在行 快速看了一下

And he says to me he says

他对我说 他说

I guess we'll have to fix that

我想我们必须要解决这个问题

I guess we'll have to fix that

我想我们必须解决这个问题

I guess we'll have to fix that soon

我想我们必须尽快解决这个问题

Anyway it's Friday today and things are looking pretty good you know

总之 今天是星期五 事情看起来很好 你知道的

Bit of washing ironing got to change the beds and stuff but yeah I can't complain

洗衣服 熨衣服 换床之类的 但我不能抱怨

Ooh hang on hang on other phones going ooh hang on 2 seconds caller

哦 等一下 等一下 又有一通电话 哦 等一下 再等2秒钟

Hello

你好

Sewer Company

下水道公司

What do you mean it's blocked

你说它被堵住了是什么意思

Pooh explosion

便便爆炸了

Yeah no I think I'd better leave

哦不 我想我最好离开

Ethel yeah got to go crisis

Ethel 是的 我得走了 这是个大麻烦

It's a blockage this time not a leak

这次是堵了 不是漏了

I suppose I should be grateful

我想我应该感谢你

Yeah Pooh explosion sounds terrible

是啊 便便爆炸 听起来很可怕

Anyway catch you next week love ya bye bye

无论如何 下周见 爱你 再见