笨小笨Mixed Messages (Explicit)歌词由Tom Cardy演唱，出自专辑《Artificial Intelligence (Explicit)》，下面是《Mixed Messages (Explicit)》完整版歌词！
Mixed Messages (Explicit)歌词完整版
Mixed Messages (Explicit) - Tom Cardy
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Composed by：Tom Cardy
It's Sunday night and you're at home all alone
周日晚上你独自一人在家
Last night was great it was our very first date
So now it's time to pull out my phone
现在是时候拿出我的手机
Gonna send you somethin' real quick
我要给你送点好东西
It ain't gonna be a d**k pick no no
这不会是一种选择
Romance needs clarity
浪漫需要清澈
But baby that don't work for me I'm sendin'
但是宝贝这对我没有用我要送
Mixed messages
千头万绪
Mixed messages
千头万绪
I send the first text in a cute way
我用可爱的方式发出第一条短信
Cute way
可爱的样子
And then I don't reply for seven f**kin' days yeah
然后我七天都没有回复
Mixed messages
千头万绪
Mixed messages
千头万绪
Oh you text me what night am I free
你给我发短信哪天晚上我有空
And I reply "Yes" full stop
我的回答是肯定的就此结束
I send you a little smiley face
我送你一个笑脸
Smiley face
笑脸
So you send me back a little smiley face
所以你给我回了一个笑脸
Little smiley face
小笑脸
And then I say "Hey" and so you write back "Hey"
我说嘿你也回了一句嘿
And I say "'Hey' what"
我说嘿什么
Hey what
嘿什么
And you say "You said 'hey' first"
你说是你先说嘿的
And I say "Okay
我说好吧
Okay
好吧
'Croissant emoji' f**k you"
十字架表情符号去你的
Mixed messages
千头万绪
Mixed messages
千头万绪
One second I say you're very pretty
前一秒我说你很漂亮
Very pretty
非常漂亮
And then I show up at your house and I kick your dog yeah
然后我出现在你家我教训了你一顿
Mixed messages
千头万绪
Mixed messages
千头万绪
I pay for the dog's veterinary bills
我帮狗狗付兽医费
But then I punch your dad in the d**k ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
可我一拳打在你爸爸的身上
Now we're going to a hospital
现在我们要去医院
Just me you and your dad in the back of an ambulance
只有我你和你爸爸坐在救护车里
And even with your dad's broken d**k
即使你爸爸伤痕累累
The air is thick with s*xual tension
空气中弥漫着**的紧张气氛
I'm really sorry for punchin' your dad in the d**k
我真的很抱歉打了你爸爸一拳
I won't do it again
我不会重蹈覆辙
You make me shake his hands and promise
你让我和他握手保证
But as I do I ball up my other fist and I
当我这样做的时候我握着另一只拳头
Punch your dad in the d**k again
再揍你爸爸一顿
D**k again
再次缠绵
I punch your dad in his broken d**k again
我再一次教训你爸爸
You think I'm sexy I'm being mysterious
你觉得我性感迷人我故作神秘
Sendin' you these mi-mixed messages
给你发这些乱七八糟的信息
You say "Stop punchin' my dad's d**k"
你说别再教训我爸爸了
I say "Okay" but then I wink
我说好吧可我眨眨眼
So you grab both of my hands quick
所以你紧紧抓住我的双手
Stopping my third attempt to punch your dad's d**k
阻止我第三次教训你爸爸
Oh baby you've played this game before
宝贝你以前玩过这个游戏
Too bad I've played a little bit more
可惜我玩得有点多了
You got my both my hands so I use my head
你牵着我的手所以我绞尽脑汁
I headbutt your dad's pants in the back of an ambulance
我在救护车后座上用头撞你爸爸的裤子
And between the headbutts our eyes lock as we're holding hands
当我们手拉着手在耳鬓厮磨之间目光交汇
And we can't help but kiss over your dad's not once
我们情不自禁地亲吻你的父亲
Twice thrice broken d**k
两次三次伤心欲绝
Mixed messages
千头万绪
Mixed messages
千头万绪
I say I love you in a cute way
我用可爱的语气说我爱你
Cute way
可爱的样子
And then I punch your dad's d**k every day
我每天都和你爸爸缠绵
Mixed messages
千头万绪
Mixed messages
千头万绪
Tell your dad that I'm sorry
告诉你爸爸我很抱歉
But then punch him in his d**k again
可我再次给他一拳
