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All right no peeking
No peeking
No peeking No peeking
All right but you better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes
All right Open your eyes
Sweet mother of all that is good and pure
Days of our Lives picked up my option
Congratulations I know
Now we can watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen
So which one is mine
Whichever one you want man Whichever one you want
Not that one
Oh yeah That's the stuff
Do we dare
We dare
The One Where Ross and Rachel You Know
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I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice
So you could watch TV with your feet up
No they were chair shaped cows
They never would have survived in the wild
This screen is amazing ****Van Dyke is practically life size
Rose Marie belongs on a smaller screen doesn't she
Hi you guys
Hey you
How was your day
You know pretty much the usual
Sun shining birds chirping
Really Mine too
Hey cool Mine too
I gotta get to the museum
So I'll see you tonight
Bye guys
Tonight
What's tonight Our first official date
Our first date
Hello
Hi
You're supposed to waitress for me My catering thing
Any of that trigger anything Oh God Monica I forgot
This is our first date
Yes but my mom got me this job I can be a waitress
Thank you thank you See Phoebe Phoebe
Really Pheebs You'd have to be an actual waitress
This can't be like your I can be a bear cub thing
I can be a waitress Okay watch this
Give me two number ones 86 the bacon
One Adam and Eve on a raft and wreck them
It's James Bond 007
Is Monica Geller coming I was told she was
Dr Burke it's me
Monica
My God You used to be so
I mean you've You must have lost like
You look great
Thank you
This is Phoebe She'll be helping me
Nice to meet you
So how you been Great How have you been
Obviously you know Barbara and I split up
Or you wouldn't do the head tilt
Since the divorce everybody asks how I am
With a sympathetic head tilt How you doing You okay
I'm sorry
It's fine Believe me I do it too
I always answer with the I'm okay head bob I'm okay
You're sure
Yeah I'm fine
I gotta set up the music I got a new CD changer
Of course the divorce only left me with four CDs to change CD
That's too bad
I'll survive
Two larges extra cheese on both
But listen
Don't ring the buzzer for 19
They'll let you in okay
If you buzz our door there's no tip for you
Okay thanks
Pizza's on the way I told you we wouldn't have to get up
What if we have to pee
I'll cancel the sodas
Get back out there It's your party
You're an ophthalmologist
Because my parents wanted me to be I wanted to be a sheriff
That's funny Cadillac cataract I get it
You see I tell you what
I'll come get you in five minutes with some sort of kebob emergency
Better
Oh God here we go
Hey want to see them go nuts
Watch this
Who needs glasses
You are so smitten
I am not
Oh you are so much the smitten kitten
You should ask him out Dr Burke
So You two are totally into each other
He's a friend of my parents He's like 20 years older than me
So you're never gonna see him again
Not never
I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment
Didn't you just get your eyes checked Yeah but you know
27 is 27
A dangerous eye age
I'm not saying it was a bad movie I'm just saying it was a little
Hard to follow
I told you there'd be subtitles
I know
I just didn't want to wear my glasses on our first date
Monica
It would help when I'm kissing if you didn't shout my sister's name
Honey I'm just checking
Monica Mon
What
I'm sorry
It's just when you moved your hands down to my butt
It was likeWhoa Ross' hands are on my butt
And that's funny Why
Well it's not
I'm sorry I guess I'm just nervous
I mean it's you
You know it's us
We're crossing that line It's sort of a big thing
Well I know it's big I just didn't know it was ha ha big
Okay my hands were nowhere near your butt
I know I know I know
I was thinking about when they were there the last time
I'm sorry I'm sorry Okay look I promise
I won't laugh anymore Put your hands back there
No see now I can't
I feel self conscious Just one cheek
The moment's gone
I'll back up into your hands That's romantic
Touch it No
Oh come on squeeze it No
Oh come on Would you just grab my a*s
Wow Look at that The car is on fire
Is protected by the Miracle Wax
You've got a Cheeto on your face man
Aren't you supposed to be out with Rachel
That was 14 hours ago
So how'd it go
Have you ever been you know fooling around with a girl
And she started laughing
But it was 19821982
And my Flock of Seagulls haircut was tickling her chin
She laughed at you
I've been wanting this since ninth grade typing
And I just want it to be perfect
And right and
Why isn't that laser beam cutting through the paint
It's the Miracle Wax lt certainly is a miracle
Hi you guys
Listen I was thinking about
Can you guys speak up
It's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice
I'm sorry about last night I really want to make it up to you
There's no need to make it up
How
Well I was thinking maybe a romantic dinner
With candles and wine
And then maybe going back to my place
For dessert
Perfect
What's this
Would you get us a couple of beers
Really
That's my job
All right
Look up
Look down
Now open your eyes and look down
That's right
Look into the light
Your eyes look good Those are good eyes
Good They feel good
In my head
Lt was great to see you You too
You too
Goodbye
Drops
Here they're free
Thanks
I better be going
Yeah I'll see you later
Thanks again
We have to get you lazy boys out of these chairs
You should go outside and be with the three dimensional people
No Inside good
Outside bad
You guys are so pathetic
Oh Xanadu
She's one of us now
We just wanted to stop by and say good night
Good night
They won't even turn their heads
All right you guys I'm taking off my shirt
Stop sending food to our apartment
You're not the only one with a date
What You have a date Who with No one
Come on what's his name
Nothing
Come on tell me
All right but I'm very excited about this okay
So promise you won't get big brothery and judgmental
I promise What
It's Richard Burke Who's Richard Burke
Dr Burke
You have a date with Dr Burke Why Why Why
Should that bother me
I love that man He's like a
A brother to Dad
He is the brightest most sophisticated ***iest man I've ever been with
Dr Burke is ***y
Oh God Absolutely
D**n
It's the museum again Can l
Dr Burke kissed me once When
When I was 7 I crashed my bike right out in front of his house
And to stop me from crying he kissed me right here
Oh you are so lucky I know
Australopithecus isn't supposed to be in that display
No Homo habilis was erect Australopithecus was never fully erect
Well maybe he was nervous
Oh look I can't believe this
Homo habilis can't use tools yet and they've got him with clay pots
Why don't they just give him a microwave
I'm sorry this is taking so long
It's longer than I expected We will have dinner
That's okay
Karl
Oh God
Wow Is that Michelle Yep
I've not seen her since high school graduation
Oh my God that night she got so dru
Emotional
You know she's having another baby
I thought she just had one No no Henry's almost 2
And he's talking and everything Here
The other day he told me he liked me better than his other grandpa
In all fairness his other grandpa's a drunk but still
You're a grandpa
Are we nuts here
I don't know Maybe
I mean I'm dating a man whose pool I once peed in
I didn't need to know that
I guess 21 years is a lot 21
I mean hell I'm a whole person who can drink older than you
So maybe we should just
Maybe
Wow
This really sucks
Yeah it sure does
No there's no rush or anything
Pizza delivery Oh I'm gonna kill those guys
I'm done
Yeah well you know what So is Sorentino's
It's late Everything will be closed We'll do it another night
No no we won't
We won't
Come on
Okay that's dead right
What are we doing
Do you want Cranapple or Cran Grape Grape
Okay now
Sit
Oh my God
Billions of years ago Earth was only
Sorry
So what are we looking at
Well you see that little cluster of stars next to the big one
That is Ursa Major
Really No idea It could be
Listen I'm sorry I had to work tonight
Oh that's okay
You were worth the wait
And I don't just mean tonight
You're not laughing
This time it's not so funny
Oh God
Honey
That's okay
What
Oh no You just rolled over the juice box
Thank God
Hey you
I know It is pretty unbel
We're not alone
Is that the fire alarm
It's not warm yet We still have time
Cool Yeah yeah Cool
