笨小笨Christmas In Hollywood (Explicit)歌词由Hollywood Undead演唱，出自专辑《Hate Christmas Music? (Explicit)》，下面是《Christmas In Hollywood (Explicit)》完整版歌词！
Christmas In Hollywood (Explicit)歌词完整版
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's f**k
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk
Ho ho ho merry Christmas
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's f**k
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk
J J J Just a little story about last Christmas
About some bad kids who were full of wishes
We gave some gifts and we gave some loving
The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin
Little Timmy stole from 7 11
So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin
But there were still some bad kids who deserved some presents
Zack got caught with a bottle of Jack
So we slipped down his chimney with an eighteen pack
He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack
So we took the beer back and I f**ked him in the a*s
It's Charlie Scene got eggnog in my flask
The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped
Like oh my God is that Saint Nick
Kids give me your lists like it's the 25th
Been accused of being a bad kid
But I get presents as is
Mrs Claus just MySpaced me
I blew off a date on Christmas Eve
So I don't give a f**k if you're naughty or nice
You might still get a Rolly and a game device
So write your list and never have no fear
Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead New Year
F**k yeah
Now watch the language ho ho ho
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's f**k
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk
I'm about to serve it up for all you boys and girls
Good kids bad kids and even Da Kurlzz
We were chilling at home and decking the hall
So I checked my phone and Santa had called
He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve
He said that his jolly a*s needed some help
He said Christmas ain't a day but a way of life
And if you guide my sleigh I'll let you f**k my wife
So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle
Funnier than f**k you can ask Kris Kringle
So we all took flight but something was fishy
He asked for road 'head and started to kiss me
Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows
Instead of bags of presents he had bags of dildos
I pulled down his beard and it was a monster
It wasn't Saint Nick it was a f**king imposter
When we found out he started to pout
I took my bandanna and I choked him out
I pulled off his beard then I f**ked his mouth
Hijacked his sleigh and headed down south
I've had a lot of long nights
But tonight was the craziest
I've met a lot of Jeffs
But this one was shadiest
And when it comes to cheer
That motherf**ker's a Grinch
So if you don't like Christmas
F**k you b***h
You kids are in big trouble ho boy ho ho
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's f**k
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk
Let's get drunk
Ho ho hey
It looks like Santa's had a little too much
Manischewitz and Eggnog
Hey Hollywood Undead you're pretty naughty this year
I ain't visiting you faggots so
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's f**k
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk
Let's get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's f**k
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's f**k
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk
