笨小笨We Will All Go Together When We Go (Stereo Mix)歌词由Tom Lehrer演唱，出自专辑《The Conducted Tom Lehrer》，下面是《We Will All Go Together When We Go (Stereo Mix)》完整版歌词！
We Will All Go Together When We Go (Stereo Mix)歌词完整版
When you attend a funeral
你要是参加追悼会
It's sad to think that sooner or
一想起来就心碎
Later those you love will do the same for you
亲友早晚要为你流泪
And you may have thought it tragic
一辈子实在太悲哀
Not to mention other adjectives
迟早你都要歇菜
To think of all the weeping they will do
别人终究要将你缅怀
But don't you worry
不过莫要担心
No more ashes,No more sackcloth
就让骨灰撒进风中
And an armband mabe of black cloth
麻布丧服无影无踪
Will some day never more adorn a sleeve
黑布袖章尤其都是一场空
For if the bomb that drops on you
只要炸弹当空坠落
Gets your friends and neighbors too
街坊四邻外加你我
There'll be nobody left behind to grieve
自然不会有人再难过
And we will all go together when we go
要亖不妨大家一起亖
What a comforting fact that is to know
您说这话听得心里多舒坦~
Universal bereavement
全球共赴黄泉
An inspiring achievement
多么美妙壮观！
Yes, we will all go together when we go
没错要亖不妨大家一起亖~
We will all go together when we go
要亡不妨大家一起亡
All suffuse with an incandescent glow
从头到脚辐射照得亮堂堂
No one will have the Endurance
保险这下全白费
To collect no his insurance
只管交钱不管赔
Lloyd's of london will be london when they go
保险公司肯定数钱数得忙
Oh we will all fry together when we fry
要炸不妨大家一起炸
We'll be french fried potatoes by and by
统统炸成薯条全都笑哈哈
There will be no more misery
世界变成大烤箱
When the world is our rotisserie
忧愁烦恼一扫而光
Yes, we will all fry together when we fry
要炸不妨大家一起炸
Down by the old maelstrom
蘑菇祥云朵朵升天
There'll be a storm before the calm
大治之前必有大乱
And we will all bake together when we bake
要炸不妨大家一起炸
There'll be nobody present at the wake
反正烤完以后谁也活不了
With complete participation
参加集体火化
In that grand incineration
谁都不能落下
Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak
三十亿块烤肉滋味真正好
Oh we will all char together when we char
要糊不妨大家一起糊
And let there be no moaning of the bar
好在谁也不用自个儿偷偷哭
Just sing out a te Deum
真理正义从天降
When you see that I.C.B.M.
唱个小曲心欢畅
And the party will be "come as you are"
先来后到反正谁也不在乎
Oh we will all burn together when we burn
要烧不妨大家一起烧
There'll be no need to stand and wait your turn
不必排队等待不必心焦
When it's time for the fallout
辐射粉尘从天降
And saint peter calls us all out
天堂大门早开放
We'll just drop our agendas and adjourn
人间俗事通通全都脑后抛
You will all go directly to your respective Valhallas
东西南北各奔极乐世界
Go directly, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars
直走别停不要路边留恋
And we will all go together when we go
要完不妨大家一起完
Ev'ry Hottenhot and Ev'ry Eskimo
管你是霍屯督人还是爱斯基摩人
When the air becomes usanious
等到铀料充满空气
And we will all go simultaneous
等到我们全都咽气
Yes we will all go together
要似不妨大家一起
When we all go together
要似不妨大家一起
Yes we all will go together when we go
要似不妨大家一起似——！
