笨小笨Mr. Popeil (Live 1984)歌词由”Weird Al” Yankovic演唱，出自专辑《Give It Up (Live)》，下面是《Mr. Popeil (Live 1984)》完整版歌词！
Mr. Popeil (Live 1984)歌词完整版
Mr. Popeil - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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I need a Vegematic
我需要一杯Vegematic饮料
I need a Pocket Fisherman
我需要一个口袋渔夫
I need a handy appliance
我需要一个方便的装置
That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside it's shell
当鸡蛋还在壳里时就把它搅得鸡飞狗跳
Operators are standing by
操作员蓄势待发
How does that make you feel
你作何感想
Help me
帮帮我
Mr Popeil
波派尔先生
I wanna shine some pennies
我想闪闪发光
I wanna mend some leather
我想修补皮革
I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder
我想把头埋在一根巨大的钢梁下面
Please no COD's
拜托不要货到付款
Don't miss out on this deal
不要错过这次交易
Ah help me
帮帮我
Mr Popeil
波派尔先生
Help me
帮帮我
Mr Popeil
波派尔先生
Mr Popeil
波派尔先生
Mr Popeil
波派尔先生
Wo-o wo-o Ohhhhhh
哦哦哦
It slices It dices
支离破碎
Look at that tomato
看看这番茄
You could even cut a tin can with it
你甚至可以用它来切罐头
But you wouldn't want to
可你不愿意
Mr Popeil I'm in trouble
Popeil先生我遇到麻烦了
Need your assistance on the double
需要你的帮助
Oh no Now how am I gonna make
现在我该如何
My old vinyl car top look like new
我的旧汽车顶篷看起来就像新的
Mr Popeil
波派尔先生
Tell me what am I s'posed to do
告诉我我该怎么做
Mr Popeil
波派尔先生
Mr Popeil
波派尔先生
Now how much would you pay
你会给我多少钱
But wait there's more
但是等等还有很多
It's not sold in any store
哪个店都没有卖的
Now how much would you pay
你会给我多少钱
Don't answer yet
先别回答
Just look what else you get
看看你还得到了什么
Now how much would you pay
你会给我多少钱
If you order today
如果你今天下单
You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray
你有一把Ginsu刀和一个无烟烟灰缸
Now how much would you pay
你会给我多少钱
Now how much would you pay
你会给我多少钱
Mr Popeil Mr Popeil
波派尔先生
Mr Popeil Mr Popeil
波派尔先生
Mr Popeil Mr Popeil
波派尔先生
Mr Popeil Mr Popeil
波派尔先生
Make me buy a Garden Weasel
让我买一只花园黄鼠狼
Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer
让我买一艘蒸竹船
Make me take advantage
让我占便宜
Of this amazing TV offer
这令人惊叹的电视节目邀请
Call our toll-free number
拨打我们的免费电话
We'll make you such a deal
我们会给你一笔好交易
Aw help me
帮帮我
Mr Popeil I want it
Popeil先生我想要
Mr Popeil Well I need it
Popeil先生我需要
Mr Popeil I got to got to got to have it
Popeil先生我必须得拥有它
Mr Popeil
波派尔先生
Mr Popeil
波派尔先生
Hey
嘿
