笨小笨Sex (Live)歌词由Laff House&Mark Simmons演唱，出自专辑《Laff House Live Comedy Album》，下面是《Sex (Live)》完整版歌词！
Sex (Live)歌词完整版
It's a nice little crowd. See what type of crowd I mess with. If you're in the house and you love sex, let me hear you say hell yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's my type of crowd. I love sex, I do. I love sex so much I put the date rape drug in my own drink, fuck that.
So, with me it's gonna happen. You know, they gonna fight you off and done. Don't love me like you do, wait, hold on. I am kinda crazy. But ladies, you play when it comes to sex sometimes. Don't take it.
And if you don't wanna give us some, don't call us over if it's not gonna happen. Cause a woman would call you over her house three in the morning. You'll get out of bed, drive all the way over there. You get there, she's like, well we can't do anything, it's that time of the month.
You're like, well what the fuck did you call me over here for?Three in the morning is not cuddling hours. Those are fucking hours. You know, if you wanna cuddle with me, call me over about seven in the evening. About three in the morning I'm asleep, I forgot my mission.
And that didn't happen to every man in here at least once in your life. It went over girl house, you thought you was about to get down in the red alert fucked up everything. But fellas, I'm here for you. One day, smoking weed, enhancing my thought process, I figured out a foolproof plan that shit will never happen to us again.
Next time you go over girl house, she's like, we can't do nothing, it's that time of the month. Fellas pull out two things, pull out a condom and some vizine. Cause vizine gets the red out, we fucking tonight, kiss my ass, shit.
Yeah, you saw the commercial, the eyes red as hell, two drops is clear. Let's do this.
