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This is the story of the hare who lost his spectacles
Owl loved to rest quietly whilst no one was watching
Sitting on a fence one day
He was surprised when suddenly a kangaroo ran close by
Now this may not seem strange
But when Owl overheard Kangaroo whisper to no one in
Particular
The hare has lost his spectacles well he began to wonder
Presently the moon appeared from behind a cloud and there lying on the grass was hare
In the stream that flowed by the grass a newt
And sitting astride a twig of a bush a bee
Ostensibly motionless the hare was trembling with
Where were his spectacles
Could someone have stolen them
Had he mislaid them
What was he to do
Bee wanted to help and thinking he had the answer began
You probably ate them thinking they were a carrot
No interrupted Owl who was wise
I have good eye-sight insight and foresight
How could an intelligent hare make such a silly mistake
But all this time Owl had been sitting on the fence scowling
Kangaroo were hopping mad at this sort of talk
She thought herself far superior in intelligence to the others
She was their leader their guru
She had the answer Hare you must go in search of the optician
And so Kangaroo loudly proclaimed
I can't send Hare in search of anything
You can guru you can shouted Newt
You can send him with Owl
But Owl had gone to sleep
Newt knew too much to be stopped by so small a problem
You can take him in your pouch
But alas Hare was much too big to fit into
Kangaroo's pouch
All this time it had been quite plain to hare
That the others knew nothing about spectacles
As for all their tempting ideas well Hare didn't care
The lost spectacles were his own affair
And after all Hare did have a spare a-pair A-pair
